Redmondian Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question: "How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""? The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One". The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates. The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"? She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know". Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES". She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm ? wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?" After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two" The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?" To hear her response to the question "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" daa.zip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulet Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 *crickets chirping* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 why would she think that :huh: it doesn't make sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homie Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 hah.. sound file included.. haha... (guys dl the attached file, its a wav in the zip, da da daa da da daaa da..t THE THEME MUSIC sheesh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 i downloaded the attached file, before i made my first post, and i don't understand why she would think the theme music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted September 2, 2003 Author Share Posted September 2, 2003 hah.. sound file included.. haha...(guys dl the attached file, its a wav in the zip, da da daa da da daaa da..t THE THEME MUSIC sheesh) Well, one out of three people that can see that there's an attachment! :laugh: Homie (Y), thanks for being so observant! It really is funny isn't it! :yes: :laugh: By the way Homie - Cool Avatar! :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spearman Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 the woman that made up that joke is blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 the woman that made up that joke is blonde. :yes: agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 i just thought to myself...OH! i didnt laugh though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike101M69 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 and here marks the ending of Redmondian comedy career. . . :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 hmmmmmm (N) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted September 2, 2003 Author Share Posted September 2, 2003 and here marks the ending of Redmondian comedy career. . . :( :laugh: But surely I made it up with the other joke I posted before?! :happy: Maybe it is time to retire.. :pinch: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 I kind of liked it. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GECKOSHARK Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 This had me in stitches, well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Lame-O. Sorry but I didn't think it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 LOL, to bad it made me have to close my songs down, I DIDN'T SAVE MY DAMN WINAMP PLAYLIST!!! AHH CARP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 LOLOL nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Oops MODS! DELETE THIS POSTING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 AHH CARP! Yes, I like carp, too. Nice flavorsome fish. They're a bugger to catch, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Allen Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 *chuckle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 LOL i thought it was funny (Partyl because im an adamant lover of Indiana... sigh... soo dreamy...) Anyways I got it... Indiana Jones, you know the theme song vs. The name lol It's an extremely difficult joke to get on an online forum where print is the medium of expression. Yes yes the sound bytes included but it still doesnt add to the joke. I dont know why people think its not funny... lol (Y) hahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kikflip_kid Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 i downloaded the attached file, before i made my first post, and i don't understand why she would think the theme music i didnt read the other replys but he means the musical note 'D' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexus- Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 (N) :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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