How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES"?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:

"How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""?

The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"?

She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know".

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES".

She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm ? wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"

The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"

To hear her response to the question "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?"

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hah.. sound file included.. haha...

(guys dl the attached file, its a wav in the zip, da da daa da da daaa da..t THE THEME MUSIC sheesh)

Well, one out of three people that can see that there's an attachment! :laugh:

Homie (Y), thanks for being so observant! It really is funny isn't it! :yes: :laugh:

By the way Homie - Cool Avatar! :yes:

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LOL i thought it was funny (Partyl because im an adamant lover of Indiana... sigh... soo dreamy...)

Anyways I got it... Indiana Jones, you know the theme song vs. The name lol

It's an extremely difficult joke to get on an online forum where print is the medium of expression. Yes yes the sound bytes included but it still doesnt add to the joke. I dont know why people think its not funny... lol

(Y) hahahha

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