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#16 Kondrath

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 21:57

View Postshakey, on 17 April 2012 - 21:49, said:

I think people don't think about the past as something dreadful... in the 1800's, toilet paper wasn't officially sold to the masses until 1857... before that, you were wiping your ass with whatever you could find, and then throwing your stool water out the window onto the alley/streetway. It was a disgusting era before we learned about germs and hygiene. While it would be interesting to pull a fast one on the people of before, you would quickly grow tired of the nasty food, disgusting scene, and probably the intelligence and mannerisms of the locals :p

Haha, no kidding. I only wanted to stay in the 1980's for a little while, but just randomly show up in the 1800s with a boombox to see their expressions. I'd probably be executed as a witch, lol.


#17 shakey

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 22:00

View PostKondrath, on 17 April 2012 - 21:57, said:

Haha, no kidding. I only wanted to stay in the 1980's for a little while, but just randomly show up in the 1800s with a boombox to see their expressions. I'd probably be executed as a witch, lol.

LOL, I also totally misinterpreted the time you were aiming for. Check me off the list for Co-Pilot of Time Machine.

#18 Miuku.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 22:21

A few guns, a lot of bullets + Time Machine = I'd improve history quite a bit.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 23:14

View PostMiukuMac, on 17 April 2012 - 22:21, said:

A few guns, a lot of bullets + Time Machine = I'd improve history quite a bit.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 23:18

If ... ? I do. :shiftyninja:

#21 brianshapiro

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 23:50

I would

View Postshakey, on 17 April 2012 - 21:49, said:

I think people don't think about the past as something dreadful... in the 1800's, toilet paper wasn't officially sold to the masses until 1857... before that, you were wiping your ass with whatever you could find, and then throwing your stool water out the window onto the alley/streetway. It was a disgusting era before we learned about germs and hygiene. While it would be interesting to pull a fast one on the people of before, you would quickly grow tired of the nasty food, disgusting scene, and probably the intelligence and mannerisms of the locals :p

Before 1857, when "Gayetty's Medicated Paper" was marketed, the common thing people would use was actually paper -- just not paper specifically commercialized for toiletry. People would use old newspapers, and often carry the papers with them whenever they went out in case they were needed. That's where the habit of bringing a newspaper into the bathroom came from. Where there was no plumbing and you lived in a big city, yea you would directly dump it into the sewer, instead of the pipes carrying it into the sewer for you. People who didn't live in the city would have more discreet ways of disposing of it of course. Wealthier people would have been able to buy bidets, and use washcloths.

A lot of cities had problems though because their sewers were old and needed to be modernized.

The movement for sanitation also came before germ theory was completely accepted by science. Homeopathic doctors believed in the importance of cleanliness, they argued that disease was the result of "miasma", suggesting that people were more likely to be ill if they lived in ill environments and more likely to be "clean" physically if they lived in clean environments. They introduced a lot of anti-septic treatments into medicine and fought for better sanitation in hospitals and cities.

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 23:55

I'd go back one year, 2 months, and 17 days.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 00:06

I'd go back and play with every dog I had, and then take them for a walk. That shouldn't change history in any way.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 00:06

I'd go back to before neowin.net was registered and squat the domain.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 00:17

View PostMcKay, on 17 April 2012 - 20:00, said:

I'd love to see Mankind in the future.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 00:19

Seriously? I'd go back and meet myself, try to convince myself of the things I know now, I think I'd inherrantly trust "me", so that should be good. Save me from getting married, wasting so much time trying to repair something that takes 2 to work at, find my happiness on my own, save a boat load of cash...

#27 mokthraka

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 00:26

honestly, the reason I chose the date I did is to get laid... I mean I would fix a few other things I screwed up, but mostly just to get laid. Which looking back, would solve all the other problems too!

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 01:00

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 01:37

If it weren't a paradox, I'd definitely go to the past and change my life and the one's I love.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 02:04

View PostMcKay, on 17 April 2012 - 20:00, said:

I'd love to see Mankind in the future.

Does mankind have a future?? Suppose you went 100years in to the future only to find yourself in a landscape of destruction.