Canada and United States dispute over tiny island

[Original Poster]

It is perhaps time for Canada to invade.

america would never invade a country just because they want its resources!?!? (lol major sarcasm btw)...

[Colin McGregor]

We should give it to them under one condition: We deport all their celebrities to it.

then the same goes to americans. If we gotta take back beiber then keep that fruitcake lil wayne out of Canada.

[webeagle12]

then the same goes to americans. If we gotta take back beiber then keep that fruitcake lil wayne out of Canada.

I take fruitcake over Beiber any day.

[Growled Member]

america would never invade a country just because they want its resources!?!? (lol major sarcasm btw)...

You can't prove that we've ever done that. :whistle:

[Alwaysonacoffebreak]

You can't prove that we've ever done that. :whistle:

Ever found those WMD's in Iraq? Oh right... :shiftyninja:

[Growled Member]

Ever found those WMD's in Iraq? Oh right... :shiftyninja:

We're still looking. They are there somewhere. :p

[Jason S. Global Moderator]

Just declare it free and open waters for everyone. Problem solved.

lolz, Growled, this is America. 'free' and 'open' mean about as much to the US Govt as 'sharing'

From my non-scientific calculations, it appears that this tiny island is just a bit closer to the US than Canada; therefore, it should belong to the US. however, i also think that the fishing rights should remain equal b/w both countries.

I don't and I don't give two @$#%'s about Canada either. Stay the hell up there, what brings my **** to a boil though is finding worthless

Canadian coinage. I mean wtf am I suppose to do with that? I can't spend it.

lol i literally just busted out laughing when i read this - hilarious coming from a user name 'KingCracker' LOL

lord i hope you were joking - canada is great.

[Jason S. Global Moderator]

this thread turned into a gem - keep all the US vs Canada jokes coming guys! :laugh:

[xendrome]

Wow this story goes from a simple and interesting dispute over territory with a legit reason why each side would want it, to "Bomb Canada" and "flatten the US" to "WMDs" to "Justin Bieber".. you guys are absolutely ridiculous... :rofl:

[+Mirumir Subscriber¹]

We have absolutely nothing to do with the States, we are our own country.

Not quite, you forget about NATO, NORAD, and NAFTA.

[webeagle12]

Wow this story goes from a simple and interesting dispute over territory with a legit reason why each side would want it, to "Bomb Canada" and "flatten the US" to "WMDs" to "Justin Bieber".. you guys are absolutely ridiculous... :rofl:

You forgot Lil Wayne

[Growled Member]

Wow this story goes from a simple and interesting dispute over territory with a legit reason why each side would want it, to "Bomb Canada" and "flatten the US" to "WMDs" to "Justin Bieber".. you guys are absolutely ridiculous... :rofl:

Where's that ban hammer when you need it. :D

[Denis W. Veteran]

this thread turned into a gem - keep all the US vs Canada jokes coming guys! :laugh:

To that I toast you with this:

;)

[Doli]

To that I toast you with this:

;)

If geography is still hard in America's schools most of us would think that Mexico is wearing the diapers and the red part is America :p