The Craziest Theories About What Happened to Malaysia Flight 370

[Hum]

20 passengers worked for ELECTRONIC WARFARE and MILITARY RADAR firm

 

A US technology company which had 20 senior staff on board Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 had just launched a new electronic warfare gadget for military radar systems in the days before the Boeing 777 went missing.

Freescale Semiconductor, which makes powerful microchips for industries including defence, released the powerful new products to the American market on March 3.

Five days later, Flight MH370 took off from Kuala Lumpur for Beijing with 239 people on board including 20 working for Freescale.

Twelve were from Malaysia, while eight were Chinese nationals.

Freescale?s spokesman Mitch Haws has said: ?These were all people with a lot of experience and technical background and they were very important people.

?It?s definitely a loss for the company.?

Freescale?s shareholders include the Carlyle Group of private equity investors whose past advisers have included ex-US president George Bush Sr and former British Prime Minister John Major.

Experts have been baffled how a large passenger jet seems to have flown undetected and possibly beaten military radar systems for up to six hours.

Avoiding radar via ?cloaking technology? has long been one of the objectives of the defence industry and Freescale has been active developing chips for military radar.

On its website, the company says its radio frequency products meet the requirements for applications in ?avionics, radar, communications, missile guidance, electronic warfare and identification friend or foe?.

It neither provided any responses to the latest bizarre conspiracy theory being widely published on the comments sections of newspaper websites and other internet forums.

The comment reads: ?It reads: ?Have you pieced together the puzzle of missing flight 370 to Beijing China? If not, here are your missing pieces.

?Patents Patents Patents.

?Four days after the missing flight MH370 a patent is approved by the Patent Office, four of the five Patent holders are Chinese employees of Freescale Semiconductor of Austin TX.

?Patent is divided up on 20 per cent increments to five holders.

?Peidong Wang, Suzhou, China, (20 per cent); Zhijun Chen, Suzhou, China, (20 per cent); Zhihong Cheng, Suzhou, China, (20 per cent); Li Ying, Suzhou, China, (20 per cent); Freescale Semiconductor (20 per cent).

?If a patent holder dies, then the remaining holders equally share the dividends of the deceased if not disputed in a will.

?If four of the five dies, then the remaining one Patent holder gets 100 per cent of the wealth of the patent.

?That remaining live Patent holder is Freescale Semiconductor.?

It adds: ?Here is your motive for the missing Beijing plane. As all four Chinese members of the Patent were passengers on the missing plane.

?Patent holders can alter the proceeds legally by passing wealth to their heirs. ?However, they cannot do so until the Patent is approved. So when the plane went missing, the patent had not been approved.?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/465557/Malaysian-plane-20-on-board-worked-for-ELECTRONIC-WARFARE-and-radar-defence-company

[Arachno 1D]

There could have been external manipulation to the GPS position and lateral height received by the aircraft which fed false information to the on-board system and ergo caused either an erratic or externally controlled flight path.

[theyarecomingforyou]

British anti-terror expert Dr Sally Leivesley said last night: ?It might well be the world?s first cyber hijack.?

It's interesting that "anti-terror" experts always jump to the most terror inducing conclusions. 

[Albert]

this thread is turning into nothing more than a thinly veiled excuse to make fun of the disaster. very classy folks.

[FloatingFatMan]

this thread is turning into nothing more than a thinly veiled excuse to make fun of the disaster. very classy folks.

 

Such is the nature of silly conspiracy theories, hence the section this thread is in.

[Buttus]

this thread is turning into nothing more than a thinly veiled excuse to make fun of the disaster. very classy folks.

 

techincally, according to some of these crazy theories, it's not a disaster yet....   the plane might have landed and the people are all safe somewhere  (with aliens or somewhere else in time)

[Arachno 1D]

this thread is turning into nothing more than a thinly veiled excuse to make fun of the disaster. very classy folks.

No this is a joke

 

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water".

"Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asks a little old lady, terrified.

"Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs".

"And if I do this, the sharks won't eat me any more?" asks the little lady.

"Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much".

[Hum]

Police hunt mystery woman who made final phone call to jet captain

 

The captain of missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 received a two-minute call shortly before take-off from a mystery woman using a mobile phone number obtained under a false identity.

It was one of the last calls made to or from the mobile of Captain Zaharie Ahmad Shah in the hours before his Boeing 777 left Kuala Lumpur 16 days ago.

Investigators are treating it as potentially significant because anyone buying a pay-as-you-go SIM card in Malaysia has to fill out a form giving their identity card or passport number.

Introduced as an anti-terrorism measure following 9/11, this ensures that every number is registered to a traceable person.

But in this case police traced the number to a shop selling SIM cards in Kuala Lumpur.

They found that it had been bought ?very recently? by someone who gave a woman?s name ? but was using a false identity.

The discovery raises fears of a possible link between Captain Zaharie, 53, and terror groups whose members routinely use untraceable SIM cards.

The mystery caller emerged when Malaysian investigators examined the phone records of both Zaharie and his co-pilot, 27-year-old Fariq Abdul Hamid.

In a separate development, The Mail on Sunday has learned that investigators are now poised to question Captain Shah?s estranged wife in detail.

They have waited two weeks out of respect, but will now begin formally interviewing Faizah Khan following pressure from FBI agents assisting the inquiry.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2587064/Probe-mystery-call-captain-doomed-jet-Unknown-woman-used-fake-ID-buying-phone-bypass-security-checks.html

[Arachno 1D]

Was she a virgin?

[+Raze Subscriber²]

The plane never took off.  They're in a hanger getting ready to punk the world.

[Eric Veteran]

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This doesn't seem to be going anywhere but downhill.