Missing Wife Saga

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The Saga Of The Missing Wife

 

Husband :  My wife is missing.  She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !

 

Texas Sheriff:   Height ?     

 

Husband:  I'm not sure.  A little over five-feet tall.

 

Texas Sheriff:  Weight ?  

 

Husband: Don't know.  Not slim, not really fat.

 

Texas Sheriff:   Color of eyes ?

 

Husband:  Sort of brown I think.  Never really noticed.

 

Texas Sheriff:  Color of hair ? 

 

Husband:  Changes a couple times a year.  Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

 

Texas Sheriff:   What was she wearing ?

 

Husband:  Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts.  I don't know exactly.

 

Texas Sheriff:   What kind of car did she go in ?

 

Husband:  She went in my truck.

Texas Sheriff:   What kind of truck was it ?

Husband :    A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning.   

It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets.  

I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires.    It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Texas Sheriff: 

"Take it easy  sir ,

we'll  find your truck."


 

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