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On 02/12/2021 at 13:35, Sulphy said:

Ditto... but not anymore!!!!! Heck, making it to 11pm for me feels like an achievement !!! :D:D:D 

Yeah I cannot even go to DJs or New Year parties anymore.

 

They all only start up around 11 and the main thing is in the damn morning. My sweet sweet sleep hours I need to much to live.

 

Lol.

 

I wish more parties happened in the late evening instead of damn morning. Why does not it work like that... 

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On 02/12/2021 at 18:40, E.Worm Jimmy said:

Yeah I cannot even go to DJs or New Year parties anymore.

 

They all only start up around 11

Mate, I used to DJ such parties. They book you from (say) 7pm because they envisage everyone being there at that time and buying drinks all evening.  I always said "Look, just whack a playlist on and have me start at 10" but nope.  There's nothing worse than DJing to a crowd that just wanna chill and chat before being up for a dance later!

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On 03/12/2021 at 05:21, Dick Montage said:

Mate, I used to DJ such parties. They book you from (say) 7pm because they envisage everyone being there at that time and buying drinks all evening.  I always said "Look, just whack a playlist on and have me start at 10" but nope.  There's nothing worse than DJing to a crowd that just wanna chill and chat before being up for a dance later!

Start at 10 would be good.

 

Big DJs I want to see start at 1-2am.. and finish 4am usually

 

They stop serving drinks at 1.50am ..

 

It's like they expect you to do drugs..  how else.

 

10pm would be very reasonable but they open the venue at 10.  

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On 04/12/2021 at 20:00, Raze said:

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So the date records had a typo? It wasn't 2002, but 2020 ###### hit the fan in the Hive??? Makes sense.. :D

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