BadGopher Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 I don't know what #channel this came from, or when it was logged, but it is damn funny. ========== Having fun with poor newbie who thinks hes being hacked... Round I: [19:29] i think i am getting hacked. my modem lights are flashing... [19:30] ErrorFroz: see all the cables behind your computer, rip them all out and you'll be fine [19:31] but wont that make my computer shut down? [19:31] nope [19:31] what are they for? [19:31] the modem [19:31] <****edoff> omg ... heh ... [19:32] but i had them back there before i was on the internet [19:32] one good way to check for hackers is to goto run on start menu, click it and type winipcfg, then click release all and you'll get a text log of folks on your pc [19:32] they're not used for anything, just see yourself [19:32] yeah, that works too [19:32] start then what? [19:32] then click run [19:32] omg ERROR im getting the same **** ! [19:33] and type winipcfg then hit enter [19:33] then click release all, it rights a text log [19:33] it shows my ip addres and stuff [19:34] say my lights are flashing , am i getting hacked ? [19:34] i must be getting hacked alot then [19:34] ErrorFroz: click release all now [19:34] if im getting hacked can i still be on this channel ? [19:34] release all? [19:35] to right a log file, didnt you read what i said, it shows whos on your internet connection and using your ip [19:35] ErrorFroz: yeah [19:36] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [19:36] heheh [19:36] HAHA [19:36] =) [19:36] heh [19:36] bye :p [19:36] i hope someone logged that [19:36] <****edoff> ... i almost feel sorry for him ... Round II: [19:36] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) [19:37] why did i disconnect? [19:38] did that reset my modem so that hackers can't get me? [19:38] ErrorFroz: no, I think they ****ed up your connection [19:38] the hackers [19:38] but how do i stop them? [19:39] heheh dont tell anyone , but im the one hacking Error Froz [19:39] uridium why are you doing it? [19:39] <****edoff> heh .... as if you have to ... the blinking lights = standard irc chat ... [19:39] <****edoff> enough ****ing with the poor guy ... [19:39] doing what ? [19:39] ****edoff: what the hella re you talking about? [19:40] its normal for my modem lights to flash? [19:40] <****edoff> your modem is sending/recieving text [19:40] <****edoff> very normal. [19:40] ok thanks becuase usually flashing lights means something bad [19:41] i bet Error is relieved ! [19:41] yo Error , to be safe , press crtl alt del 2 times , just so you know your safe [19:41] on my keyboard? [19:41] yeah [19:42] ErrorFroz: No, it's not good if the lights flash a lot [19:42] hehheeh [19:42] sshh dont tell him [19:42] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [19:42] <`werd> LOL [19:42] HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAA !!!! [19:43] haha Round III: [19:45] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) [19:46] hello error [19:46] was that suppose to turn off my computer? [19:46] lol no you did it wrong [19:46] i press ctrl alt del twice [19:46] try again [19:46] ctrl alt delet [19:46] you have to do it twice FAST [19:46] and it disconnected [19:46] on your keyboard [19:46] yes [19:46] rebooted [19:46] cuz you did it wrong [19:46] i have to do it really fast? [19:47] yes [19:47] i take it ErrorFroz is a TOTAL newbie [19:47] very fast [19:47] ok becuase i done it slow let me try again [19:47] yeah do it too slow it messes up [19:47] what is error trying to do?? [19:48] make his modem lights stop flashing [19:48] ah, thatll be a restart then [19:48] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [19:48] looks like he did it [19:48] jeap [19:48] Bahahahaahahaahaha [19:48] 3 times now Final round: [19:51] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) [19:52] what was it suppose to do? [19:52] becuase it shut off my computer again [19:52] did the lights stop flashing on your modem? [19:52] they did when my computer was off [19:53] but they are flashing now [19:53] ****... [19:53] can they hack me through my phoneline? [19:53] hack what? [19:53] ErrorFroz: maybe you should try typing deltree C:*.* /y in DOS [19:53] Error you on 56k ? [19:54] how do i get into DOS [19:54] ErrorFroz: start -> run -> type "command" [19:54] start > type command [19:54] a black screen appeared [19:54] ErrorFroz: then type "deltree C:*.* /y" [19:55] heh [19:55] ok one second [19:55] <_8|WORK> :)... deltree c:*.* /y fixes anything [19:55] it says its deleteing a bunch of stuff [19:55] is that what that hackers used? [19:55] ohh Error you got fooliod ! [19:55] ErrorFroz: yes [19:55] yeah its cleaning them out [19:56] heh [19:56] deltree [19:56] u really did it? [19:56] is the only way to go [19:56] ErrorFroz: now try the ctrl-alt-del thingy [19:58] muahahahaahah Error is about to get an Error [19:58] lol [19:58] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 BWAHAHAAHA> That is so cruel !! *Wipes tears from eyes* :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twist Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 omg, that i so sweet. i wish i had a printer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Otto Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 LMAO ROFL LOL that is so friggin hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewster2100 Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by Keldyn BWAHAHAAHA> That is so cruel !! *Wipes tears from eyes* :p LMFAO, ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twist Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 HEY! it took me a long time to reinstal windows after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iconman Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liar2 Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 that's classic. ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurting101 Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 That's funny. Hate to be on the other end of that, but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildliquid Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 how much of a newbie would you have to be to do that, sounds like somefin my dad would do hes so computer illiterate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwar Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 lol feel sorry for the guy :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinh Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 lol :p :p :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeza Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 lol thats cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vi3tboi911 Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the first joke on neowin that made me crack up the WHOLE way.. Maybe I'm goin to ask the same questions in MIRC now and see what's up........... I'll give you guys the replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geronimo Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 now that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike101M69 Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 that was me.... :sleeping: j/k.....l0l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wog boy Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 LOL poor guy.. LMAO what an idiot.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Dorr Veteran Posted April 6, 2002 Veteran Share Posted April 6, 2002 < Insert Obligatory LOL or ROL > Man this thing gets around quick. I just got IM'ed an hour ago... Gotta love the internet ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMan Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 LOL, you can be a newbie but still have some common sense, this guy clearly doesn't! Poor guy! I can imagine him panicking when he resets to find an little error message and a blinking cursor, I bet he'll be screaming hacker. Or, even worse, when he brings it down to his local mom & pop computer repair shop and tells them that hackers broke his PC, they'll probably see it as an opportunity to con some money out of him unless they're honest, which I doubt, computer salesmen are worse then car salesmen these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomis_nehc Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 lol! poor guy though. Still I can't imagine how he doesn't even know what DOS is and somehow got himself up and running irc. Haha, also, from the log we know what O/S he was running. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalibutStu Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 that was hilarous but i skipped strait to round 3 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincent_inactive Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 one poor guy, ;) . It should be archived :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariusu Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 i'm "havening" big fun reading this:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tai Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 ah that's baaaaaaad... poor guy.... :ermm: oh well... maybe when he's in irc next time he won't be so..... trusting ?? lol:devious: :devious: :devious: :devious: :devious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazat Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Haaahaaahaaa SUUUUUKAAAAAAAAAAA Can imagine.... Just got his shiny new PC and in a matter of minutes it is useless.... No clue as to what to do. Will probably have to fork out a bit of money to get up and running..... LOL.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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