[DEFINITIVE] Half-Life 2 Thread


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I cant believe some of you just completed the ****ing thing...

I used to clock games within 2 days of em coming out, because I got completely drawn in by em, but with u guys, i get the impression u just ran through as quick as possible to get it done, ive been stopping off wherever i can to ****in have a butchers round and just play and chill, game rocks, why am i guna ruin it by completing it in record time...

guys, savour this ****

you dont buy a 16 oz steak so you can eat it all in one fatal grinding of your teeth, you buy it to cut into pieces and chew slowly while you take in the flavour and add a little mustard...

its about the mustard people. the mustard. i beg you, think about the mother****in mustard.

I cant believe some of you just completed the ****ing thing...

I used to clock games within 2 days of em coming out, because I got completely drawn in by em, but with u guys, i get the impression u just ran through as quick as possible to get it done, ive been stopping off wherever i can to ****in have a butchers round and just play and chill, game rocks, why am i guna ruin it by completing it in record time...

guys, savour this ****

you dont buy a 16 oz steak so you can eat it all in one fatal grinding of your teeth, you buy it to cut into pieces and chew slowly while you take in the flavour and add a little mustard...

its about the mustard people. the mustard. i beg you, think about the mother****in mustard.

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No doubt... beat the game already... wtf.... Must have not eaten or gone to the restroom and crapped your pants :/

These problems are only happening with the store bought dvd/cds?

I downloaded thru steam, gave an error when processing my order, said too busy to process, but go ahead and play and will will get back to you to confirm the order... download was fast only 3.5 hrs... wasn't expecting that...

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mmmmmm steeeeak,

Agreed - there are many little hidden crevices and devices to play with. Loads of fun. much better game play than Doom3, but still does not make up for that stupid "Steam" ****.

Yeah, at this pace it wont be long before we see a "Half Life 2 in 45 Minutes" video been made. I'd love to see that! hehehe.

Just got out of Novaprospekt, so Im reflecting back on the late nights and early mornings playing the game. I gotta love thos Ant Lions.

mmmmmm steeeeak,

Agreed - there are many little hidden crevices and devices to play with.  Loads of fun.  much better game play than Doom3, but still does not make up for that stupid "Steam" ****.

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OMG

u may just be the most sane normal, intellectually intact person here...

I cant believe some of you just completed the ****ing thing...

I used to clock games within 2 days of em coming out, because I got completely drawn in by em, but with u guys, i get the impression u just ran through as quick as possible to get it done, ive been stopping off wherever i can to ****in have a butchers round and just play and chill, game rocks, why am i guna ruin it by completing it in record time...

guys, savour this ****

you dont buy a 16 oz steak so you can eat it all in one fatal grinding of your teeth, you buy it to cut into pieces and chew slowly while you take in the flavour and add a little mustard...

its about the mustard people. the mustard. i beg you, think about the mother****in mustard.

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i agree with you on everything EXCEPT the mustard. mustard belongs no where near steak. give me a lemon pepper marinade, or just give me the real meat flavor of a new york strip right off the charcoal grill.

i like getting on the merry-go-rounds and spinning them really fast

i agree with you on everything EXCEPT the mustard. mustard belongs no where near steak. give me a lemon pepper marinade, or just give me the real meat flavor of a new york strip right off the charcoal grill.

i like getting on the merry-go-rounds and spinning them really fast

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And I totally agree with that. Mustard on steak? Thats like ketchup on ice cream...

I cant believe some of you just completed the ****ing thing...

I used to clock games within 2 days of em coming out, because I got completely drawn in by em, but with u guys, i get the impression u just ran through as quick as possible to get it done, ive been stopping off wherever i can to ****in have a butchers round and just play and chill, game rocks, why am i guna ruin it by completing it in record time...

guys, savour this ****

you dont buy a 16 oz steak so you can eat it all in one fatal grinding of your teeth, you buy it to cut into pieces and chew slowly while you take in the flavour and add a little mustard...

its about the mustard people. the mustard. i beg you, think about the mother****in mustard.

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Best reply i've read in ages- so true.

please explain how it dries out your mouth....

that sounds extremely strange...

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Agreed, thats what the mustard is for my man...

Hey, can we just turn this into a mustard thread??

/me holds hands like paulie from goodfellas

"Whaattt?"

Ohh and by the way, whichever mod moved my lovely wallpapers into this thread, that was a terrible decision and I disrespect your judgement, how can people see or download them now? Eh,..

I dunno.  It just seems to suck out all the saliva from my mouth.  Chicken does the same thing to me. 

Mustard on steak?  that's just nasty.  put some butter on it instead.

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sorry to stay off topic, and maybe a new thread is neccesary, but why can't people just enjoy steak because it is steak? that is like saying i would like chicken if you soaked in in beef flavoring

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