How to clean feces (YES, FECES) off a motherboard


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This does work, its safe, and nothgin will happen if you follow my directions:

1) Soak it in Gasoline. Yes, Gasoline. I am not pulling your leg.

2) With a COTTON cloth, rub all the open places

3) With a Q-Tip do everything else.

4) If he got some in the RAM Slots, you will need to use a business card there.

5) LET IT DRY DRY DRY

WAIT SEVENTY TWO HOURS!!!

Run it over with Alcohol, wait 2 hours, and try it out.

The motherboard is just a piece of fiberboard with wires on it. So long as you do not scratch it or appy acid to it or anything, you can put whatever you want on it, so long as you take it off and DRY IT WELL

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Make the parents of whoever's evil (yet insanely funny and smart) baby pay for it. I get annoyed when people walk around my house with no pants on, let alone naked taking a dump on computer equipment.

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if i were you i would go to the hardware store buy a xtra large bottle of gorrila glue :yes: then when the baby is sleeping glue his underware to his waist ;) and a$$ that way he cant drop drawers and **** on it again :woot:

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It is easier to flush your stinky board under tapwater, BUT you need to make sure it is totally dried before plugging in. Using a big fan or air compressor to dry the flushed board or you could just leave it at the ventilated place for a period(couple days or couple hours,depends on the ventilation)

Good luck and BTW I hate toddlers either. :happy:

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no fan or air compressors are bad for electronics the best thing is to get the odoer out (eg wipe a little febreeze on it then ship it back and get an exchange :yes: :yes: :no: :yes: :no:

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hey why not offer to change his diaperthen use a bottle of gorrila glue and line the entire diaper cover the whole surface of the diaper that way when u put it on it make a solid seal and me cant pull it down again then buy a nother mobo

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HAHAHAHAHHA LMFAO

OMG are you serious?

hahahahaha... sell the baby to buy a new mobo

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, best reply EVER!

man this thread made me laugh so hard I even cried :rofl:

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Throw it in the dishwasher on the top rack (hot water only, no dish soap), then place in an oven on low heat upside down for a couple hours to dry out, it'll be fine.

Then, run another (empty) load in the dishwasher (with soap this time) and a cup of bleach, so your next dish load won't end up contaminated.

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as a computer tech @ my store.... if someone took it back ... i wouldn't want it... i'd say .. sry bud ur SOL .. like everyone is saying, use rubing alcohol..

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Wow, this got much more attention than I thought it would. Who would have though people would be interested in turds on a motherboard? Well, I just ended up tossing it as it was busted after the alcohol treatment.

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I'm crying with laughter (just saw the post). I really feel sorry for you but your child or who ever it was needs a lot more training XD. Is **** a good cooling agent?

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