How to clean feces (YES, FECES) off a motherboard


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The turd had fallen

:laugh: I'm sorry to laugh but I got this whole image of some dramatic scene:

Guy enters room

He sees the toddler on the motherboard and starts to run towards it

In SLOW MOTION we see the man run. In the background that song from that Richard gere movie plays (i think it was a richard gere movie. the famous scene when running on the beach?)

CLOSE-UP of toddlers ass and a juicy turd squeezing out. It hits the motherboard

CLOSE-UP of mans face in agony

He drops to his knees and screams in terror

Man: WHY GOD, WHY?

Fade to black - Credits on-screen read: THE TURD HAD FALLEN

In the background you hear the laugh of a toddler

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:laugh: I'm sorry to laugh but I got this whole image of some dramatic scene:

Guy enters room

He sees the toddler on the motherboard and starts to run towards it

In SLOW MOTION we see the man run. In the background that song from that Richard gere movie plays (i think it was a richard gere movie. the famous scene when running on the beach?)

CLOSE-UP of toddlers ass and a juicy turd squeezing out. It hits the motherboard

CLOSE-UP of mans face in agony

He drops to his knees and screams in terror

Man: WHY GOD, WHY?

Fade to black - Credits on-screen read: THE TURD HAD FALLEN

In the background you hear the laugh of a toddler

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have u tried ur luck with movies?

you can be a good script writer :p

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have u tried ur luck with movies?

you can be a good script writer

LOL that was just me being goofy but I did used to write little short movies when I was younger. I used to write sequels to some of the movies I like. I just recently found one I wrote for Back to the Future 4. No memory of even writing it LOL

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Oh, i just can't stop laughing! Seriously, i don't really know. I think that if you get a cloth damp with a little bit of isopropyl you can gentaly wipe it away.

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Ditto. This is the funniest topic I've seen for a while. I hope you hit him really hard :rofl:

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It is easier to flush your stinky board under tapwater, BUT you need to make sure it is totally dried before plugging in. Using a big fan or air compressor to dry the flushed board or you could just leave it at the ventilated place for a period(couple days or couple hours,depends on the ventilation)

Good luck and BTW I hate toddlers either. :happy:

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This sucks. Ok, dont use alcohol, alcohol will conduct electricity and dmg the board if there's any electrical charges in any of your capacitors. Best thing to try is to heat it up, using a Blow Dryer until all the yuck gets dried into powder then you a brush to get it off.

Basically:

Blow Dryer or something to heat up the yuck

Brush to dust off the yuck

Good Luck.

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exactly.never use alcohol! otherwise you will say goodbye to the stinky mobo.the only best way is tapwater,many of my friends already cleaned their mobo in this way.and it's ok after drying.

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:laugh: I'm sorry to laugh but I got this whole image of some dramatic scene:

Guy enters room

He sees the toddler on the motherboard and starts to run towards it

In SLOW MOTION we see the man run. In the background that song from that Richard gere movie plays (i think it was a richard gere movie. the famous scene when running on the beach?)

CLOSE-UP of toddlers ass and a juicy turd squeezing out. It hits the motherboard

CLOSE-UP of mans face in agony

He drops to his knees and screams in terror

Man: WHY GOD, WHY?

Fade to black - Credits on-screen read: THE TURD HAD FALLEN

In the background you hear the laugh of a toddler

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amazing!you really should drop a line to spielberg...I am sure this short film will in top250 of IMDB. :D

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