How to clean feces (YES, FECES) off a motherboard

[HalfLing]

LMAO!

Guess the kid was a abit fan :-p

Jake-

[Jorgo]

I'd throw the board away and have the parents of the child buy me a new one.

[greatestfall]

LMAO!

Guess the kid was a abit fan :-p

Jake-

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or a DFI fan..

:D

[L3thal Veteran]

I'd throw the board away and have the parents of the child buy me a new one.

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I would definitely try to pursue that alternative.

[NightmarE D]

The turd had fallen

:laugh: I'm sorry to laugh but I got this whole image of some dramatic scene:

Guy enters room

He sees the toddler on the motherboard and starts to run towards it

In SLOW MOTION we see the man run. In the background that song from that Richard gere movie plays (i think it was a richard gere movie. the famous scene when running on the beach?)

CLOSE-UP of toddlers ass and a juicy turd squeezing out. It hits the motherboard

CLOSE-UP of mans face in agony

He drops to his knees and screams in terror

Man: WHY GOD, WHY?

Fade to black - Credits on-screen read: THE TURD HAD FALLEN

In the background you hear the laugh of a toddler

[SourDieseL NYC]

let it air dry until it hardens and then chip at it with a fork LOLS

and air blower to remove the small pieces hahahah

[Master Shake]

I'd throw the board away and have the parents of the child buy me a new one.

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Sounds like a good idea.

Or you could try to sell the kid?

[tagerd0g]

bah, if it's messed up already, send it through the dishwasher sans soap

then try it out

[Daninku]

What's wrong with ASUS!!?

[Ragnarok088]

Ouch...

Give the kid the anti-static bag as a toy for helping you :shifty:

But yeah, I laugh at this...

[mikeboy]

well, bryan001's suggestion seems like the ebst choice, did you upload some pics?

[Anand]

:laugh: I'm sorry to laugh but I got this whole image of some dramatic scene:

Guy enters room

He sees the toddler on the motherboard and starts to run towards it

In SLOW MOTION we see the man run. In the background that song from that Richard gere movie plays (i think it was a richard gere movie. the famous scene when running on the beach?)

CLOSE-UP of toddlers ass and a juicy turd squeezing out. It hits the motherboard

CLOSE-UP of mans face in agony

He drops to his knees and screams in terror

Man: WHY GOD, WHY?

Fade to black - Credits on-screen read: THE TURD HAD FALLEN

In the background you hear the laugh of a toddler

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have u tried ur luck with movies?

you can be a good script writer :p

[NightmarE D]

have u tried ur luck with movies?

you can be a good script writer

LOL that was just me being goofy but I did used to write little short movies when I was younger. I used to write sequels to some of the movies I like. I just recently found one I wrote for Back to the Future 4. No memory of even writing it LOL

[SnowRanger13]

Nice... Rated 5... haha wow sorry dude about your mobo.

[mikeboy]

this has got to be stickied, thatw ay everyone with a similar problem can refer to it :p

[LispyGlitter2]

OMG :x :no:

[lukesaucer]

Hahah, sorry about your mobo man, but that has to be the greatest story I have heard in a long time.

[Ajapi]

LOL, who's in favor of making this a sticky? I sure as hell am!

[Echilon]

Oh, i just can't stop laughing! Seriously, i don't really know. I think that if you get a cloth damp with a little bit of isopropyl you can gentaly wipe it away.

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Ditto. This is the funniest topic I've seen for a while. I hope you hit him really hard :rofl:

[+M2Ys4U Subscriber¹]

bahahaha.

Classic.

[Jiaoziren]

It is easier to flush your stinky board under tapwater, BUT you need to make sure it is totally dried before plugging in. Using a big fan or air compressor to dry the flushed board or you could just leave it at the ventilated place for a period(couple days or couple hours,depends on the ventilation)

Good luck and BTW I hate toddlers either. :happy:

[rbet]

For Christ's sake, I thought you would have taken a decision by now. Stop milking it and just let it go dude. :rolleyes:

[Jiaoziren]

This sucks. Ok, dont use alcohol, alcohol will conduct electricity and dmg the board if there's any electrical charges in any of your capacitors. Best thing to try is to heat it up, using a Blow Dryer until all the yuck gets dried into powder then you a brush to get it off.

Basically:

Blow Dryer or something to heat up the yuck

Brush to dust off the yuck

Good Luck.

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exactly.never use alcohol! otherwise you will say goodbye to the stinky mobo.the only best way is tapwater,many of my friends already cleaned their mobo in this way.and it's ok after drying.

[Jiaoziren]

:laugh: I'm sorry to laugh but I got this whole image of some dramatic scene:

Guy enters room

He sees the toddler on the motherboard and starts to run towards it

In SLOW MOTION we see the man run. In the background that song from that Richard gere movie plays (i think it was a richard gere movie. the famous scene when running on the beach?)

CLOSE-UP of toddlers ass and a juicy turd squeezing out. It hits the motherboard

CLOSE-UP of mans face in agony

He drops to his knees and screams in terror

Man: WHY GOD, WHY?

Fade to black - Credits on-screen read: THE TURD HAD FALLEN

In the background you hear the laugh of a toddler

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amazing!you really should drop a line to spielberg...I am sure this short film will in top250 of IMDB. :D

[Argote]

Holy **** that sucks.... ebay it

In the worst case tell your uncle to pay a share for it....