How to clean feces (YES, FECES) off a motherboard


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oh... that's annoying. especially since im here at work on the phone with someone and bam! my speakers start screaming...

"what was that?!!?" "oh it was just my computer crashing." "oh."

LMAO, OH MAN THATS SO HORRIBLE. Seriously, go with the get the parents to replace it idea, theres no way you can clean all the poo in there, and even if you do, theres some still probably going to be some tiny smidgen that will screw things up if you try to boot it. What would be really bad is if it went into the socket, LOL, oh man, Im sorry, but thats just really funny.

Why don't ya just forget about cleaning it. Use it as it is and if anyone asks what that smell is you can say its your brand new 'S**t Hot Mobo' :laugh: :rofl:

No pics, thread does not deliver. Anyone could have come up with it, for example: HAY GUYS I JUST ****ED ALL OVER MY LAPTOP LOL SO IM POSTING ON THE INTERNET. VOTE THREAD 5 PLZ.

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Haha, why would you want to see a pic of that mess anyway!? :x

As far the board, toss it and get another one...making sure not to leave it within a toddlers rear end next time!

LOL...... thats really funny - im sure not for u....

and btw - the spelling is "faeces". .... sorry..  :pacifier:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feces

Feces

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Feces (American English) or faeces/f?ces (Commonwealth English)

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