Apollo7157 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Give me your best pick up lines (preferably nerdy - must be original) ... GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPMCommander Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 "I want to be on you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killmaster84 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 "I'll stick my floppy into your floppy drive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawx Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 "damn girl, you're too much for my cooling fan... NEED MORE RAM NEED MORE RAM LAWL LAWL OVERLOAD!!11!!11!!" Then she walks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeL_dAmAgE Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Damn, you sexy 64-bit monster! I wish to infiltrate your hard drive and donate more RAM into you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawx Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Want to touch my ethernet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthewf01 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 You're way better than porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achal Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me. You know, iff I were you, I would have sex with me. (iff = if and only if) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuz Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 rofl pretty good :laugh: By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me. You know, iff I were you, I would have sex with me. (iff = if and only if) wtf!!!! :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanky Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Can I slamm you out back in the ally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jexel Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 oh god, these are awesome. Made my day :) Here's mine "Your cpu is heating up...let me cool it down for you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SittingBull Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 If I told you you had a good body, would you hold it against me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sicburns Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Let me fill your harddrive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KitCh Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 If I told you you had a good body, would you hold it against me? ROFL, so cheesey! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xantheus Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 <Sexy voice that makes any girl mine> Want to be my girlfriend? </Sexy voice that makes any girl mine> lol Another one: Omgz0r u teh ch1ckz0r wan go pwn n00bs wth me????!?!11111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sensayshun Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 I'd root that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acertim Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 "Can I see your website" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 lol, 'your way better than porn' that one takes my vote as best so far. I think it was from another jokes forum thread, but: 'you compute me' kinda makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n30w1n Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system? And for the romantic... Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulCabby Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Let me show you my mage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpu killer Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system? And for the romantic... Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? ROTFLMAO! I laughed out loud at this, the best so far :D GENIOUS!Sorry, I can't think of any - getting a kick out of this thread tho :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corris Veteran Posted December 11, 2005 Veteran Share Posted December 11, 2005 haha, these sure made me chuckle hmm havent used that word in a long time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STV Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 i personally wouldnt use this because im not one of those sleazy guys...but i thought of this one day...and since there is a topic like this one, i guess ill share it. my stack is overflowing...care to trace it? STV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakz Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 youre pretty.... you must be a mac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuudJacobs.NET Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system? And for the romantic... Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? hahhahahahahhaahaha you're genious! :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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