[Joke] Nerd Pick-up lines


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By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me.

You know, iff I were you, I would have sex with me.

(iff = if and only if)

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rofl pretty good :laugh:

By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me.

You know, iff I were you, I would have sex with me.

(iff = if and only if)

wtf!!!! :huh:

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lol, 'your way better than porn' that one takes my vote as best so far.

I think it was from another jokes forum thread, but:

'you compute me'

kinda makes me laugh.

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Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system?

And for the romantic...

Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

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Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system?

And for the romantic...

Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

ROTFLMAO! I laughed out loud at this, the best so far :D GENIOUS!

Sorry, I can't think of any - getting a kick out of this thread tho :)

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i personally wouldnt use this because im not one of those sleazy guys...but i thought of this one day...and since there is a topic like this one, i guess ill share it.

my stack is overflowing...care to trace it?

STV

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Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system?

And for the romantic...

Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

hahhahahahahhaahaha you're genious! :yes:

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