phedot Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system? And for the romantic... Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? You Sir... si teh leet-lover... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stokkolm Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system? And for the romantic... Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? :woot: Now that's what I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HilariousNinja Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Not nerdy but good pick-up line! Are you related to a chair? Because you got legs! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodwork Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system? And for the romantic... Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? (Y) :laugh: (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Decryptor Veteran Posted December 11, 2005 Veteran Share Posted December 11, 2005 "Can i ping your default gateway baby?" "Can i SSH tunnel into your private, firewalled network?" as you can see, i dont get out much. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Beard Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 lol these are great :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madnuke Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 'let me recompile your love kernal' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthewf01 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 lol, 'your way better than porn' that one takes my vote as best so far. I think it was from another jokes forum thread, but: 'you compute me' kinda makes me laugh. hah thanks :) "Wanna give me a ride home?" "Do you game?" "Ever been double penetrated?" "My parents hate fake boobies." "Sorry babe...technology is my girlfriend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fagutish Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Now these are all great but you could rarely use these without mastering a pepper spray imunity. now heres a quote that nerds really use to pick up girls at my school. "So... I heard your iPod was broken, want me to ah.. fix it up for ya?" Thank you Apple for releasing such a fragile product, without your help, i wouldnt know half the girls i now do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaiCrunch Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 omg hi2u do u have nekkid pixx?!//1 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KitCh Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system? And for the romantic... Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? Take me n30w1n, take me now, make me yours forever :woot: /joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo7157 Posted December 11, 2005 Author Share Posted December 11, 2005 here are a few good ones I found around.. not original though... Baby, you take my breath away just like that one time when the Halon was accidently released in the server room According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now. You're invited to a private study session...subject: The Human Body and Demonstrations of Friction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob2687 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Ooo baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard disk... You do things to me that are beyond any group policy... You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers... You make me want to take down your firewall and inject my worm into your intranet!!! You make me want to plug my FireWire into your USB. Goddd, where's my water cooling system? And for the romantic... Baby, you overclock my heart... You defragment my life... You're the soft gel wrist pad under my piece of crap AT keyboard. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? Haha...that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySchizo Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Omgz0r u teh ch1ckz0r wan go pwn n00bs wth me????!?!11111 Lmmfao! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fascist Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 So I heard you can overclock better in beds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H3lix Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 "Let's go back to my place and see if you can help me mount my hard drive in the right slot." "Baby, you are as mysterious as the random reboot problems I'm having with my Linux server!" "Baby, I'd really like to hack your box!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Can I plug my USB cable into your USB port? I need to recharge it. your so hot, your picture made my LCD melt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo7157 Posted December 12, 2005 Author Share Posted December 12, 2005 Relax, don't worry. I dont have a virus... But I do have a trojan. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pajter Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 if ($you == "woman" and $you == "hot") { $bed = $you . $me } else { $bed = $me . $righthand } Actually not that funny, but I'm tired right now. It is nerdy though :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y0sh Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 "Hey, how 'bout I RAM 512 inches in ya?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.M.K Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Hi Baby. Would you like to stroke my TaskBar?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Smith Old Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 "backs out of this topic slowly shaking head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltecXP Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 (edited) "So... I heard your iPod was broken, want me to ah.. fix it up for ya?" that one works...trust me. ;-) 1000th post!!! Edited December 12, 2005 by AltecXP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawx Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 omg hi2u do u have nekkid pixx?!//1 :p LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golazo Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 bend over and let me penetrate your firewall biotch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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