Do you pee in the shower?


Do you pee in the shower?  

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here in australia the droughts are getting real bad and soon i think it will be illegal not to pee in the shower

amen brother!

All guys have done it sometime in their life. I don't any more even though i don't see any problem in doing so...I mean the shower is giving itself a shower when you take a shower...and it's not like people pee on the glass... :shiftyninja:

Let's see... I have to pee in the shower... do I get out and drip all over the bathroom or towel off then pee then get back in the shower... uhmmm... well in all the time it took to think about it I could have just pee'd in the shower and been done with it!

i think most of the people that say yes are guys, and most of the people that say no are girls

for guys it's easy, you just point and it goes down the drain

girls would have to actaully squat near or over the drain, otherwise it runs down their legs. hence the "ewww" reaction no?

although it does just wash off with the water right away....

You haven't read the whole thread have you? I am a girl. I pee in the shower. I let the sterile liquid run down my legs. The water washes it away. The soap washes it away.

Yes. There's soap everywhere so if I take a **** I can take the advantage of being there to wash myself all over again or wherever needed. Pretty "Duh!" no?

Besides, what did George say in Seinfeld?

GEORGE: Aha! Aha! Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!

ELAINE: No, that's not it!

GEORGE: Oh, I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!

ELAINE: Why couldn't you just wait?

GEORGE: I was there! I saw a drain!

ELAINE: Since when is a drain a toilet?!

GEORGE: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!

ELAINE: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!

GEORGE: I'll call a plumber right now! <Goes for the phone.>

I do it Irish-style. I aim for the sink.
Ever listen to a radio show called Loveline? Adam Carolla used to be a co-host on that show and bragged about peeing in his sink. He got all self-righteous on callers people who didn't p*ss in their sink. Hilariously good times.
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