[Joke] I'd love to go out with you but...

[snyper]

Id love to go out with you but its a full moon tonight and i dont fancy hangin aroun no dam wolves tonight Mrs Snaggletooth.

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

I'd love to go out with you but I'm afraid I have a split personality complex. Dinner?

[mattmatik]

I'd love to go out with you but you're wearing a Buckeyes shirt.

[kevbo]

I'd love to go out with you, but I heard you got the clap, soooo, no.

[Neonix1]

I'd love to go out with you but only if you shutup and stop talking about all those uninteresting things you often talk about.

[+Tantawi Subscriber²]

I'd love to go out with you but I already went out with your mother.

[SacrificialSoldier]

I'd love to go out with you but in the middle of the night I got a visitation from a little angel telling me to go and reinstall xp!

(I hate those little angels!)

[Budious]

I'd love to go out with you but I would have to recompile my kernel for us to be compatible.

[benplace]

I'd love to go out with you but wouldn't it be better if we stayed in and @!$@% all night long?

[Vykranth]

I'd love to go out with you but I have to wax my squirrels this evening

[_bobcat_ Veteran]

I'd love to go out with you but ...

...I'm on the run. From Rampton.

...my husband will be around, and he always tries to get in on the action.

...I have a porn shoot tonight.

..I have to work, to pay the compensation I owe to my ex. He had a nervous breakdown after only three dates.

[Burned]

I'd love to go out with you but I am seeing your daughter.

[Steffan]

I'd love to go out with you but I'm sleeping with your mom and I'm going to be your new dad in a couple of days.

[MGS4-SS]

I'd love to go out with you, but meh.

[snyper]

id love to go out with you but ive heard you slept with _sphinx_...

ewwwww

[SacrificialSoldier]

I'd love to go out with you but I've got someone else tonight! And she's twice as hot as you! :p

[ultimate99]

I'd love to go out with you but I don't go out with girls.

..don't get me wrong..:p

[snyper]

I'd love to go out with you but you smell of ass.

[PL_ Veteran]

I'd love to go out with you but unfortunately I am a vision of your imagination.

[snyper]

id lov to go out with you but u look like Njlouche

[kevbo]

i'd love to go out with you, but i heard you're in the same gene pool as snyper

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

I'd love to go out with you but I have no more N64 cartidges to give away!

SNYPER!

[koocha]

I'd love to go out with you but the mere sight of you makes me want to stab myself

[snyper]

id love to go out with you, but i heard u got a dose of the klap off Njlouche andhe got it from his sister...eww

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

I'd love to go out with you but Snyper can't see that there is no E on the end of my name... ;)