[Joke] I'd love to go out with you but...

[jordanspringer]

I'd love to go out with you, but you're fat and ugly, and embarassing to be seen with.

I'd love to go out with you, but lets just talk online instead.

[_bobcat_ Veteran]

I'd love to go out with you but my friends would report me to the RSPCA

[SacrificialSoldier]

I would love to go out with you but I just made my 3000th post and i have to go and party!!! :woot:

[dwarm]

id love to go out with you but i hate canadians... :x

id love to go out wit you but .... your left hand smells like shite.

Id love to go ouy with you but you smell of fish.

id love to go out with you bit i dont do dog.

id love to go out with you, but ur english...

Are your replies ever NOT lame or racist? "I hate Canadians", "It always ****ing rains in Seattle", " but ur english". There are Canadian's on Neowin, English, and many others. Being Irish is not the best nationality to be, you know? You seem so uneducated. You should appreciate our differences. Keep your pathetic opinions of others to yourself, or you'll find people will start expressing theirs about you. Do you have such low self esteem that you have to criticize everyone else on here? Hate everyone but your "own" and you'll turn out a sad git who missed out on meeting some really amazing people.

[SacrificialSoldier]

~~Flame War Start Interuption!~~

^Your post was legimate but will likely start a flame war so I request that we stay on topic^

I would love to go out with you but I dont do dates.

[_bobcat_ Veteran]

Are your replies ever NOT lame or racist? "I hate Canadians", "It always ****ing rains in Seattle", " but ur english". There are Canadian's on Neowin, English, and many others. Being Irish is not the best nationality to be, you know? You seem so uneducated. You should appreciate our differences. Keep your pathetic opinions of others to yourself, or you'll find people will start expressing theirs about you. Do you have such low self esteem that you have to criticize everyone else on here? Hate everyone but your "own" and you'll turn out a sad git who missed out on meeting some really amazing people.

*Gets the extinguisher and takes note of what SacrificialSoldier said*

You should try and talk to Snyper properly via PMs or MSN or something. I am British and trust me, the things he says are not meant to be taken seriously. Have a proper conversation and you will find the Snyper does not really fit your description.

[Purple Haze]

I'd love to go out with you, but I'm a compulsive liar.

[»X«]

*Gets the extinguisher and takes note of what SacrificialSoldier said*

You should try and talk to Snyper properly via PMs or MSN or something. I am British and trust me, the things he says are not meant to be taken seriously. Have a proper conversation and you will find the Snyper does not really fit your description.

(Y) Amen

[noroom]

I gotta say I'm not snyper's biggest fan either. We could do without him making fun of nationalities.

Now, something to get the thread back on its feet:

I'd love to go out with you, but I think this topic is one of the lamest on neowin. :p

[riahc3]

Are your replies ever NOT lame or racist? "I hate Canadians", "It always ****ing rains in Seattle", " but ur english". There are Canadian's on Neowin, English, and many others. Being Irish is not the best nationality to be, you know? You seem so uneducated. You should appreciate our differences. Keep your pathetic opinions of others to yourself, or you'll find people will start expressing theirs about you. Do you have such low self esteem that you have to criticize everyone else on here? Hate everyone but your "own" and you'll turn out a sad git who missed out on meeting some really amazing people.

I'd love to go out with you but Im laughing at dwarm's bitching :rollseyes:

If you knew snyper's posts and are around the Jokes/Funny section, you know the snyper does not mean these things seriously. And even if he did, his intention is not to offend anyone.

On that note....

I'd love to go out with you......but.....wait.....you're snyper :x

[Rahul]

Are your replies ever NOT lame or racist? "I hate Canadians", "It always ****ing rains in Seattle", " but ur english". There are Canadian's on Neowin, English, and many others. Being Irish is not the best nationality to be, you know? You seem so uneducated. You should appreciate our differences. Keep your pathetic opinions of others to yourself, or you'll find people will start expressing theirs about you. Do you have such low self esteem that you have to criticize everyone else on here? Hate everyone but your "own" and you'll turn out a sad git who missed out on meeting some really amazing people.

I'd love to go out with you but... you are dwarm & you don't know that snyper is not racist he is always kidding around , so cool it !!!

[addc182]

I'd love to go out with you but... im afraid of heights

[virgo89]

I'd love to go out with you, but you're FUGLY

[Hum]

I'd love to go out with you, but you're too self-absorbed to notice me. :pinch:

[Randolph]

I'd love to go out with you but I am dating your sister. :s

[NoneAvail]

i'd love to go out with you, but your friend is soo damn hott

[+Tantawi Subscriber²]

I'd love to go out with you, but i need to install forceware 158.18 now, then defrag.

[»X«]

I would love to go out with you, but I've heard you've had enough c*ck to make a handrail around a north sea.

[Rahul]

I'd love to go out with you but... my penis would instantly choke you to death

[NightmarE D]

I'd love to go out with you, but I have to sit at home and laugh at some people on Neowin who take things they read on the INTERNET too seriously.

I'd love to go out with you, but I have to sit at home and laugh at some people on Neowin because they think talking hard on the INTERNET makes them cool in the real world.

[snyper]

Id love to go out with you but i heard Rahul was with you.. :x

[Rahul]

I'd love to go out with you but... you are snyper wearing girly clothing :rolleyes:

[NeoXY]

I'd love to go out with you, but I gave up women for Lent.

LMFAO :rofl: (Y)

That was excellent mate :laugh:

[Rahul]

Id love to go out with you but i heard Rahul was with you.. :woot:

yup you don't need to be taking chances when

I'd love to go out with you but... my penis would instantly choke you to death

so thats a smart move on your part

[snyper]

Are your replies ever NOT lame or racist? "I hate Canadians", "It always ****ing rains in Seattle", " but ur english". There are Canadian's on Neowin, English, and many others. Being Irish is not the best nationality to be, you know? You seem so uneducated. You should appreciate our differences. Keep your pathetic opinions of others to yourself, or you'll find people will start expressing theirs about you. Do you have such low self esteem that you have to criticize everyone else on here? Hate everyone but your "own" and you'll turn out a sad git who missed out on meeting some really amazing people.

GAME OVER!

I CANT...RESIST!!!!

I WOULD LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU :hump:

yes...lol..every canadian on neowin knows i hate them.... :rolleyes:

*smacks forehead*

3 women on Neowin. 33% of them hate me.

Yup..thats about accurate :laugh:

:hump: :hump: :hump:

Edited April 30, 2007 by snyper