[Joke] I'd love to go out with you but...


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I'd love to go out with you but.....

...I don't date people that look like a picasso painting.

...it's not "be nice to the handicap" week.

...I believe there's a city ordinance against dating ugly people.

...I only date people who's I.Q. is higher than their weight.

...but...but....damn, you're ugly!

I'd love to go out with you, but I'm wearing my boxer shorts today and when I get a stiffy...

Glassed Silver:win

Edited by Glassed Silver
I'd love to go out with you but I have no more N64 cartidges to give away!

SNYPER!

I was so gonna use that one!
I'd love to go out with you, but I have to watch Seven of Nine in Star Trek.
Oh yeah ... that's a good one :rofl: she's the only reason Voyager went as long as it did.

I'd love to go out with you ... but I need to pour boiling butter on your cooch ...

I'd love to go out with you ... but I'd rather touch the "third" rail of the Toronto Subway line

I'd love to go out with you ... but you use Mac's and I dispise them.

I'd love to go out with you ... but Fred already asked me out... and I turned him down too.

I'd love to go out with you ... but I'd rather stick my tounge to a frozen metal pole

I'd love to go out with you ... but your uglier then my grandmother, and she's been dead for 20 years.

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