[Joke] I'd love to go out with you but...


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I'd love to go out with you but ..... im busy fighting 30 Ninjas Blindfolded & having Sex with 3 Blond Women at the Same Time

( I should not have to explain that the women in question above were satisfied, FULLY !!)

id love to go out wit you but......You have a face like a burst couch

id love to go out wit you but......You have a face like a chewed apple

id love to go out wit you but......You have a face like a stampted on Toffee

Id love to go out with you but... You should go out with Snyper & perhaps give him some head provided you don't look like a ****, your left hand doesn't smell like shite, you dont smell like fish & he hasn't divorced your ass any number of times

I'd love to go out with you, but LOOK A SQUIRELL!....*runs away*

I'd love to go out with you, but hold on a second....*farts on the phone and hangs up*

I'd love to go out with you, but your skanky mom gave me herpes.

I'd love to go out with you, but I saw you on Maury Povich and you're on the 20th guy and still don't know who the daddy is and I'm not getting stuck with the kid.

I'd love to go out with you, but I saw you on Jerry Springer and I know you're really a guy.

I'd love to go out with you, but when you took your shirt off on Springer I haven't been able to see since.

I'd love to go out with you, but you're my grandma and we've been through this before.

I'd love to go out with you, but I know grandma put you up to asking me about the threesome grandpa. Tell her to stop, it's not right.

OK I'm done :laugh:

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