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MEGA DESCUBRIMIENTO

Dicen por ahi que...

Cient?ficos Alemanes excavaron 50 metros bajo tierra y descubrieron peque?os hilos de cobre. Despu?s de estudiar esos trozos de hilo por mucho tiempo, Alemania lleg? a la conclusi?n de que los antiguos germ?nicos ten?an una red nacional de tel?fono hace ya 2,500 a?os.

Por supuesto, al estado Ruso no le pareci? nada del otro mundo. Le pidieron a sus propios cient?ficos que excavaran m?s hondo. A 100 metros bajo tierra encontraron peque?os hilos de cristal que, seg?n ellos, formaban parte del sistema de fibra ?ptica nacional que ten?an los antiguos Rusos hace 3,500 a?os...

Cient?ficos mexicanos no se dejaron impresionar. Excavaron 150 metros bajo tierra y no encontraron nada, excavaron a 200 metros y aun nada, Entonces excavaron hasta 250 metros y total que no encontraron ni madres de hilos de cobre o cristal.

Entonces llegaron a la conclusi?n (y con toda raz?n) que los antiguos Mayas hace m?s de 5,000 a?os ya ten?an tel?fonos celulares.

A huevo... Viva Mexico !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

And you're my dark angel

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

And you're my dark angel

With black and broken wings you fly

Into the night

With black and broken wings you fly

Into my heart

I am the wolfman

I am the wolfman

I am the wolfman

And you're my next victim

I am the mummy

I am the mummy

I am the mummy

Gonna have to unwrap me

With black and broken wings you fly

Into the night

With black and broken wings you fly

Into my heart

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

And you're my dark angel

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

I am a vampire

And you're my dark angel

Yeah you're my dark angel

Yeah you're my dark angel

Yeah you're my dark angel

Lyrics from: Vast - I Am a Vampire...

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Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise

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Problem: The compost pile does not heat up or appear to be decomposing

There are several things that can stall or slow down the composting process. Take a look at your compost pile and see if any of these issues are present:

* If the compost is too wet, turn the pile and add dry, coarse material such as straw or wood chips.

* If the compost is too dry, add enough water to moisten the pile without soaking it.

* If the compost pile is moist, but isn't decomposing, your compost contains too much ?brown? and not enough ?green? material. Turn the pile and add nitrogen-rich material such as manure or grass clippings.

* If the compost is damp and warm in the middle but nowhere else? The pile is probably too small. Add more material and mix into a new pile and add just enough water. It?s also possible that your compost may be finished?if it?s dark and crumbly with an earthy smell, it?s done and ready to use in your garden.

Problem: Pests are living in or near your compost pile

Undesirable animals such as rats, raccoons and insects may be attracted to meat or fatty food scraps or too much fruit and vegetable material--remove fatty food or excess kitchen scraps from pile, turn it to increase temperature and balance carbon to nitrogen ratio, and use animal-proof compost bin.

Problem: Compost smells rotten

Your compost is too wet and is not getting enough air?it is rotting and not decomposing. Turn compost to aerate it and add dry, absorbent material.

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