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James? pausing later on shows that he is trying to come up with a figure on how much a man should pay to expect a sexual favour.

Snippet from my English work that I sent to my friend. Apparently the golden figure you should spend on a meal to get any benefits is ?10.

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database_table lopzi_user

database_table lopzi_config

database_table lopzi_userconfig

database_table lopzi_style

database_table lopzi_news

database_table lopzi_log

database_table lopzi_material

database_table lopzi_admin

database_replicate true

database_replicate_server 192.168.5.11

database_replicate_user ***

database_replicate_pass ***

database_replicate_name lopzi_development_local_repl

database_allow true

php5_installed true

php4_installed true

use_php_version 5

allow_file_upload true

allow_user_login true

allow_staff_login true

allow_banned_login false

allow_guest_access true

display_landing_page false

root_url /var/www

include_url /var/www/includes

parser_url /var/www/parser

public_url /var/www/public

render_storage_url /var/www/rendered

public_upload_url /var/www/public/useruploads

allow_mysql_admin false

allow_phpmyadmin_access false

allow_root_login true

allow_local_user_login false

allow_ftp_login false

allow_sftp_login false

The usernames/passwords have been blanked for obvious reasons :p

CONFIDENTIAL

Dear Sir,

Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha, the wife of the late head of state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the federal republic of Nigeria who died on the 8th of June 1998.

My ordeal started immediately after my husband's death on the morning of 8th June 1998, and the subsequent take over of government by the last administration. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband's assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside Nigeria. As I am writing this letter to you, my son Mohammed Abacha is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognition.

I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my husband, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.

It is in view of this I have mandated DR GALADIMA HASSAN, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.

My late husband had/has Eighty Million USD ($80,000,000.00) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.

I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow in need.

May Allah show you mercy as you do so?

Your faithfully,

Dr (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha (M.O.N)

N/B: Please contact Dr Galadima Hassan on this e-mail address for further briefing and modalities

[07:40] <mail> man i returned fifa08

[07:40] <mail> but it had the halo3 disc in it :/

[07:40] <mail> i look in my halo3 case and it has fifa08

[07:40] <mail> ****

[07:40] <HawkMan> pwnd

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