Tokyo Restaurant: Rape an animal, we'll kill and feed it to you.


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3. Sex with animals is just sick and wrong. There's no argument to make a rebuttal or to defend those who do such things except that it is a mental disorder.

I agree, but to be fair, it wasn't all that long ago that homosexuality was also considered a mental disorder by the majority of psychologists.

"Jitsuwa Knuckles" which created this story is like Japan's "Weekly World News". They make-up stuff to sell trashy magazines. I can't believe the thread got this long. If you really want to be upset about something:

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On the some Asian forums I visit, some are saying that since so many people are believing the Tokyo Restaurant thing that it's racism because white people (to make themselves feel better) want to believe that the Japanese are doing something like this.

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Here's an article from the same place:

Testicles and tentacles: Seamen show their derring-do by doing denizens of the deep

Jitsuwa Knuckles SpecialTaro Makeburu, a stage comedian, used to be a fisherman. A resident of the Izu Islands, he enrolled in a public high school whose curriculum, understandably, offered numerous subjects related to oceanography.

Magazine columnist Kureichi Matsuzawa has long been a fan of Makeburu's humorous fish stories, which, Matsuzawa notes, can't get too raunchy or personal when he's performing in public as they might alienate the audience.

But get him in private and, well, you wind up reeling in something a bit bestial.

We're not talking about legends of making it with mesmerizing mermaids, but something that's the genuine thing. Like manta rays.

"Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point," Makeburu asserts.

What!!! A manta??? You mean one of those enormous, intimidating winged things with a stinger on their tail that looks like an aquatic Batman?

Yep. After all, fisherman out on ships spend a loooonggg time at sea without ever encountering a woman, and, well, let's face it, they can get pretty horny. No, dammit, let's make that incredibly horny. Even desperate enough to do it with a manta. Right?

"Nah," shrugs Makeburu. "Coastal fishermen poke them too."

Apparently it's a ritual of manhood, done out of recognition of the dangers of life on the sea.

Before mounting one of these intimidating creatures, points out J.K. special, it is "absolutely essential" that its stinger be removed. Yes, that certainly would make sense.

And of course, there's the matter of protocol. To wit, the ship's captain, if he so chooses, is entitled to go first.

Is your mind suitably boggled? No? Ready for some more?

"A manta's ... thing is kind of similar to a human's," Makeburu says.

More at: http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/...0dm002000c.html

Sex with manta rays! :rolleyes:

You can live without drinking water too. But over long periods of time im sure if pepsi was all you drink, or just milk it would have effects. We need meet.

You can't live without water, dude, and we don't need meat. We need proteins and fat that are found in meat, but these can also be consumed by other means (milk, nuts, fish).

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