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After waiting all week for an Irish friend to record some of the parts for my entry, I've given up and recorded it myself....

I did have a false start, the first two I wrote were about the laptop, only to realise that I'm supposed to be talking about a real dragon! Still the attached recording is all about dragons and cooking!

These are the incorrect lymerics I made for the laptop itself...

There once was a laptop so amazing

I mainly use it for gaming

the Dragon by HP

I think you'd agree

Is more interesting than cattle grazing

** Sorry - couldn't think what to put as the last line of that, I had just realised I got the wrong subject at that point! **

There once was a Dragon so fast

Its screen was bright and quite vast

with films in hi-def

and resounding bass clef

the world heard Jack shout Avast!

Enjoy the attached entry!

Mike

DRAGON.MP3

Hi ok I know I said I wanted to use post #300 but I would like to change it and use this one, this one is much louder thanks to ffenliv for the help!! And I won't be changing it no more!!

If I had a real life dragon he would be my pet, his

name would be Kitty.

Kitty can fly, but not very well, he has bad eyesight,

he crashed into a telephone pole, which uprooted, he

got tangled in the wires which uprooted all the poles

in the neighborhood.

That was the day that aunt ethel was getting a secret

recipe from aunt Joline and only got half of it,

well aunt joline died the next day, so aunt ethel

never got that recipe.

One time we were passing a ball back and forth which

didnt last long, Kitty hit it with his tail and it

went through 25 houses,

needless to say it had hit one blind man and knocked

him down the stairs, he didnt even have a chance to

see what was coming.

Kitty really don't mean to hurt anyone, just don't

hand feed him, my friend billy bob went to feed kitty

out of his hand one day,

well billy bob now has no right arm.

I will never forget the day he accidently burned my grandma's wig, and

everyone found out she was bald.

Enough of the stories, there are to many to tell, if I

had a dragon, this is just a little taste of what he would

be like.

my_dragon_kitty2.mp3

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