[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[JJP]

Granted, and they are there to play Hotel California!

hahah! good answer...

granted, but over time you become shunned from society for being weird and are forced to live in a life of isolation in some sort of fortress of solitude

i wish for world peace

[Snowl]

Granted. The download is corrupted so you have to start over

I wish I had never seen the post about the barnyard masturbator

:@ THAT CORRUPTION CAME TRUE :@

:(

Granted, but you have to die as you are the main problem of world peace

I wish my wish's corruption didnt come true

[+Troll Subscriber¹]

:@ THAT CORRUPTION CAME TRUE :@

:(

Granted, but you have to die as you are the main problem of world peace

I wish my wish's corruption didnt come true

Granted, but you fried your motherboard in the process :)

I wish I was President of the United States...

[Lechio]

Granted. You are now Mr. George W. Bush, and will be out of job in a few days.

I wish there was a good program on TV now.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but its febuary 17th and the digital transition came and you cant get it now

I wish women would love me and i would have women wanting me all the time and let me be with them all the time

[Lechio]

Granted. You are now a diamond necklace.

I wish I could read minds.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but now people think your are possessed and deamonized and devil and such

I "wish i were an oscar meyer weiner"

[Reacon]

Granted, but you can not show yourself in public or risk being eaten.

I really wish I had a soda right about now.

[Lechio]

Granted. You now have a glass filled with water mixed with baking soda, enjoy that nice fresh beverage.

I wish I had infinite storage space for my data.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but the entire drive is corrupted and you lose all your data

I wish I mad a better office chair

[GrimReeper]

granted but the entire drive is corrupted and you lose all your data

I wish I mad a better office chair

Granted but it gets stolen because it is so good.

I wish I had a Audi R8

[brilliant naoki]

Granted, but you don't get the keys.

I wish my internet wasn't so slow. What's with this "Broadstripe", anyway...? :hmmm:

[Blaine]

^ Granted, but then you are jailed for uploading child pornography

I wish I was Steve Jobs

[Lechio]

Granted. You are now a guy named Steve and have to work three jobs to make a living and support you 5 ex-wifes and the 25 kids they had from your best friend.

I wish I had cherry coke.

[roadgeek9]

Granted, now Coca-Cola is out of business.

I wish I decided to take Latin at the beginning of this school year.

[Lechio]

Granted. But you are going to fail that class.

I wish renewable energy was of more common use.

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Granted but this causes the oil companies to lose money and hire a hitman who kills you.

I wish I had complete and utter power over the universe.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but the universe is destroyed the next day and your powers are useless..

I wish i could get a computer for 400 dollars that would score 9.9 on vista score

[Victor Rambo]

Granted but you can't play games in it.

I wish this thread was locked. :shifty:

[Snowl]

EFIT

Granted, but Neobond unlocks it again :)

I wish my cat was fat.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted. now he is an internet meme and is asking if he can has a cheezburger

I wish I had 300 dollars

[Victor Rambo]

Granted but rappy will steal it from you. :shifty:

I wish I was born in Norway. :shifty:

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but now your an illegal immigrant

i wish i didnt feel the urge to post here

[aussiefloyd_fan]

I wish i didnt feel the urge to post here

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[*RedBull*]

granted but now your an illegal immigrant

i wish i didnt feel the urge to post here

Granted. But you continue to post here anyway causing carpul tunnel syndrome in your wrists, arthritis in your neck, and penile dysfunction due to nerve damage in your neck.

I wish my next wish granted wasn't a corrupted one.