[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[Lechio]

I've never heard of space aliens adopting anyone... :blink:

Because you haven't looked in the right places¹.

Granted. You can time travel at will, but each time you do you will get 50 years older. Use with care.

I wish I had strawberry ice-cream with real strawberries in it.

^{1. Meant to say "Alien Abduction".} :p

Edited January 18, 2009 by Lechio

[roadgeek9]

Granted, now I want some too.

I wish it would snow on Tuesday, instead of today.

[*RedBull*]

Granted. It is now Tues in your little piece of teh world.

I wish people found this thread as enjoyable as I do.

[shakey]

Granted, everyone becomes senile.

I wish I could have fun with the box something came in and not the actual item in the box.

[*RedBull*]

Granted. You recieve a brand new Intel i7 based computer which is subsequently stolen from you just as you take it out of the box. (you made yourself senile so you should enjoy the box) ;)

I wish Heroes was back on this week.

[Lechio]

Granted. But all the Heroes loose their powers in this episode, and it will be the last episode ever to be made.

I wish my room was always clean.

[Ci7]

Granted.but now your room is clean from all your stuffs!

i wish i can have windows 7 golden release before everyone else :laugh:

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted. microsoft dumps the windows 7 project half way though and does a whole kernel re wright and goes to windows os-ten

[*RedBull*]

^ make a wish dumass. :angry:

[*RedBull*]

sorry didn't mean to be so harsh, I was drunk and watched That 70's show rerun. LOL

ok, I'll make the wish. I wish I had not drunk so much tonight.

[roadgeek9]

Granted, now you must drive everybody home.

I wish something decent would be on TV today.

[Ci7]

^ granted , but a power cut sit you back .

i wish i own skynet and have army of machines ;)

[Lechio]

Granted. But the first action that skynet takes is terminate all humans, starting with you.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, it is now snowing

I wish i was an Osco Meyer weiner, so everybody will fall in love with me.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but you cant go outside for fear of everybody eating you.

I wish my 32 inch lcdtv was a 52 inch lcd tv

[roadgeek9]

Granted, now you can't get HD service, due to cuts.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted.

[Snowl]

Granted, but you get banned because you didnt follow the rules :

No Uncorruptable wishes.

I wish the next person wished that my wish wasn't wishable?

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted you confuse the hell out of me and i have no idea what you were saying

i wish newegg had retail stores where i could go and buy "stuff"

[roadgeek9]

Granted, now you are paying more.

I wish I had an iTouch.

[_neutrino Veteran]

granted, however the screen has 42 dead pixels.

I wish i received more money for the same job i do at work.

[Ci7]

granted ,but you got fired the next day becuase of a big trouble with your boss is boss!

i wish the unthinkable! :ninja:

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, you disappear from Earth and reappear in Jurassic Park.

I wish I was a genie

[Lechio]

Granted. You are now this guy:

I wish I had a better printer.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, it does not use ink, it uses blood.

I wish I had my own house...

[Gangsta]

Granted, it's full of termites and collapses within a week of moving in.

[EDIT] Forgot to read the rules...

Hmm... now I need a new one.

I wish I had a girlfriend that stuck around after the third date.

Edited January 21, 2009 by Gangsta