[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, you are now a cyborg.

I wish we lived on mars by now

[Ci7]

Granted , but a huge blackhole erase our solar system ;)

i wish i am cyborg with badass gadgets(infared eyes , superfast feets , direct access to satellites thro my mind etc ) :D

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Granted but you run windows 98.

I wish my mom would shut up about my freaking homework.

[Lechio]

Granted. She now complains about your room not being cleaned.

I wish I had more music files.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, your hard drive is full, your OS crawls.

I wish there was no fanboyism in this world.

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Granted. Everyone now hates and flames everything equally.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, all your wishes come out the opposite.

I wish I had an Xbox

[-KJ]

Granted, but you will not be allowed to play any XBOX games.

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Granted, but you.... wait.. you didn't make a wish...?

I wish I could sprite decently.

[Lechio]

Granted. But all of your code will fail to compile. Nothing written by you will compile, ever.

I wish I was good at coding in all programming languages.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but nothing works the way you want it to

I wish we were all one skin color

[*RedBull*]

Granted. But the pigments with in the skin are variable.

I wish I could have powers like superman or at least like wolverine.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but you can't fly, and don't have claws.

I wish the next person will wish for a wish that is wishable to wish me a wish that i would wish :p

[Lechio]

Granted. But all you can do is wish, no wish will ever come true.

I wish for the global economical crisis to end today.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but you lose your job and can't get any other as long as you live.

I wish the Cardinals would have won the Super Bowl...

[Lechio]

Granted. But they are now the San Francisco Cardinals.

I wish for a piece of the best chocolate cake in the World:

[Ci7]

Granted , but i stole it from you on the night :ninja:

i wish i am CEO :p

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, you are fired by Trump.

I wish we're all in heaven..

[Srugie Veteran]

Granted, but heaven is taken over by hell.

I wish I owned a copy of Call of Duty 10.

[iamshaked]

Granted, but heaven is taken over by hell.

I wish I owned a copy of Call of Duty 10.

Granted but there was a mistake and you got Call of Duty 1 instead

I wish that my next wish gives me a subtle sign today that my true wish will come true soon.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, look up...

I wish I was a God

[pokeninja]

granted, your brain explodes from hearing 10 million people praying to you at the same time

I wish Sonic the Hedgehog would start having good games again with NO gimmics and nothing happens to the company and people buy the game

Edited February 3, 2009 by pokeninja

[The Rev]

Granted, but the Sonic games now cost 10 thousand dollars each.

I wish I could go to school full time and still make enough money to get by.

[pokeninja]

Granted, but the Sonic games now cost 10 thousand dollars each.

I wish I could go to school full time and still make enough money to get by.

granted, but you get robbed. the thief steals all your money and ripps up and jacks off on all of your homework, getting you F's in all your classes

I wish for a legit, legal, working, virus-free copy of the Sonic game I wished for plus a legit, legal, working, virus-free console for the game that will not break, EVER, plus all the cords and cables for the console, all legit, legal, and working, plus any necessicary legit, legal, working, virus-free memory cards with infinite space, infinite electricity, and protection from all outside forces and all sicknesses.

Sorry for the run-on, trying to fill all loopholes

Edit: Sorry, I got carried away with this one

Edited February 3, 2009 by pokeninja

[The Rev]

granted, but you get robbed. the thief steals all your money and ripps up and jacks off on all of your homework, getting you F's in all your classes

I wish for a legit, legal, working, virus-free copy of the Sonic game I wished for plus a legit, legal, working, virus-free console for the game that will not break, EVER, plus all the cords and cables for the console, all legit, legal, and working, plus any necessicary legit, legal, working, virus-free memory cards with infinite space, infinite electricity, and protection from all outside forces and all sicknesses.

Sorry for the run-on, trying to fill all loopholes

Umm, dude? U can't make that many conditions, it's not fair... u really wanna end the game right there? :p

ANYWAY...... GRANTED, BUT the power overload caused by your console playing too much causes a nuclear reactor meltdown one mile from your house.

I wish for a new Honda Civic Hybrid for free.