[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[*RedBull*]

Granted. You're GF is really a She-male and wants to love you long time.

I wish I could have more pizza.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but you die from overeating

I wish i had a working core 2 quad computer with vista score of at least 7.2 on everything including graphics that costs 50 dollars to buy and nevery frys out of burns up or freezes up.

(corrupt that mhrwuhahah)

[Achal]

granted, but you can only use it for web browsing :p

i wish i had an unlimited supply of pepsi

[macmax]

Granted but you wont be able to open the bottle.

Wish I could download all the movies I wanted to + be able to watch them at leisure + without my harddisk/dvd getting bad + w/o anyone persecuting me for downloading them.

[Achal]

granted, but the program you use to watch them will crash 10 minutes into each movie

i wish to be able to open my bottles of pepsi

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, they are poisoned.

I wish Achal would shut up about Pepsi

[Lechio]

Granted. He will now switch to talking about Dr. Pepper? ;)

I wish for freedom to all.

[Ci7]

Granted ,but now peoples came at your house and ^stole took everything and throw you out ,since they have freedom to do so ; unprosecuted :p .

i wish that i can live 1000 year!

[Eric Veteran]

Granted ,but now peoples came at your house and ^stole took everything and throw you out ,since they have freedom to do so ; unprosecuted :p .

i wish that i can live 1000 year!

Granted, but it will only be one day every 10 years, then you die again.

I wish the world would implode. ;)

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but everyone is living on Mars now.

I wish for world peace.

[Achal]

Granted, but the world imploded 2 posts ago so um...yeah....

i wish Mindovermaster gets a lifetime supply of pepsi

[Lechio]

Granted. But Mindovermaster due to a health related issue can only drink Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi,

and those from the lifetime supply are regular Pepsi... He gives all the free Pepsi to his cat, cat dies shortly after completely trashing Mindovermaster's house because of all the caffeine he had... Mindovermaster ends up in the ICU due to severe injuries caused by his cat.

Hope you're happy now... :p

I wish Achal was the sexy girl in his av/sig.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, he's a transsexual

I wish i could kill Achal with a Pepsi bottle

[Ci7]

I wish i could kill Achal with a Pepsi bottle

granted , but his soul contiune to hunt you 4ever .

:laugh: (i love this thread , very hilarious )

i wish the wishes become real by magical fairy

[Eric Veteran]

granted , but his soul contiune to hunt you 4ever .

:laugh: (i love this thread , very hilarious )

i wish the wishes become real by magical fairy

Granted, but the fairy's name is Bob and he really likes you. :D

I wish there were miniature cows that made good pets.

[Achal]

granted but their life span would be 10 days

i wish i could use one of the miniature cows to kill Mindovermaster

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but they die trying to kill me, as i have a blowtorch and eat it :p

I wish a herring could kill Achal

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but apple and microsoft go out of business and theres' no more computers.. and the internet backbone goes and noone can claim their victory here nomore

[Achal]

granted but people go crazy and attack and kill eachother

i wish AUSSIE_FLYOD_FAN would wish that herrings dont exist

Edited January 22, 2009 by Achal

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but he is a herring, and they are extinct.

I wish to fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Reacon]

Granted, but I am your brother and my general direction is in your face since I am hovering above you.

I wish that I wasn't Mindovermaster's brother anymore.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted you are dead.

i wish i could remember to make a corruptible wish everytime

Edited January 22, 2009 by AUSSIE_FLOYD_FAN

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, you now are a dumb chimp.

I wish that Recon415 would watch Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

[DanManIt]

Granted, but the disc won't work.

I wish this thread would disappear :p.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, only you won't see it anymore.

I wish Spock was real..