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granted, your brain explodes from hearing 10 million people praying to you at the same time

I wish Sonic the Hedgehog would start having good games again with NO gimmics and nothing happens to the company and people buy the game

Edited by pokeninja
Granted, but the Sonic games now cost 10 thousand dollars each.

I wish I could go to school full time and still make enough money to get by.

granted, but you get robbed. the thief steals all your money and ripps up and jacks off on all of your homework, getting you F's in all your classes

I wish for a legit, legal, working, virus-free copy of the Sonic game I wished for plus a legit, legal, working, virus-free console for the game that will not break, EVER, plus all the cords and cables for the console, all legit, legal, and working, plus any necessicary legit, legal, working, virus-free memory cards with infinite space, infinite electricity, and protection from all outside forces and all sicknesses.

Sorry for the run-on, trying to fill all loopholes

Edit: Sorry, I got carried away with this one

Edited by pokeninja
granted, but you get robbed. the thief steals all your money and ripps up and jacks off on all of your homework, getting you F's in all your classes

I wish for a legit, legal, working, virus-free copy of the Sonic game I wished for plus a legit, legal, working, virus-free console for the game that will not break, EVER, plus all the cords and cables for the console, all legit, legal, and working, plus any necessicary legit, legal, working, virus-free memory cards with infinite space, infinite electricity, and protection from all outside forces and all sicknesses.

Sorry for the run-on, trying to fill all loopholes

Umm, dude? U can't make that many conditions, it's not fair... u really wanna end the game right there? :p

ANYWAY...... GRANTED, BUT the power overload caused by your console playing too much causes a nuclear reactor meltdown one mile from your house.

I wish for a new Honda Civic Hybrid for free.

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