[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[pokeninja]

Umm, dude? U can't make that many conditions, it's not fair... u really wanna end the game right there? :p

ANYWAY...... GRANTED, BUT the power overload caused by your console playing too much causes a nuclear reactor meltdown one mile from your house.

I wish for a new Honda Civic Hybrid for free.

The car spontaniously combusts (catches on fire for no particular reason)

I wish that I could do Alchemy

[iamshaked]

The car spontaniously combusts (catches on fire for no particular reason)

I wish that I could do Alchemy

Granted but, your extensive alchemy knowledge doesn't surpass Tylenol mixed with water.

I wish i could stop coughing to death

[Lechio]

Granted. You will now sneeze to death.

I wish that I could find my training pants...

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but they are torn up.

I wish for a larger bedroom

[Ci7]

Granted . but the walls fall apart!

i wish mindovermaster change his nickname :p

[Lechio]

Granted. Mindovermaster will now be known as skynetXrules_gay_lover. :p

I wish I had a house in the The Palm Jumeirah.

[pokeninja]

Granted, your house is haunted by the ghost of a rapist

I wish that my really, really, really long wish was gone

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, now you have a really, really, really long dick

I wish Lechio was skynet's gay husband

[Lechio]

Granted. But skynet only thought she was a gay man due to a temporary identity crisis, she is actually a beautiful girl with lovely eyes and breasts. :p

I wish Mindovermaster would be a Hungarian cabaret transvestite dancer.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but my wife gives you a lap dance.

I wish people would stop using me in a wish.

[Lechio]

Granted. Now people use your wife in a wish.

I wish Mindovermaster's was Maria Sharapova.

[Copoboxx]

Granted. Now you don't want it anymore.

I wish i had a quad core.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, yours is fried.

I wish Windows 7 would have been thought of earlier, like at the time of Vista.

[Lechio]

Granted. But now instead of Windows 7, Microsoft will release Windows Vista. Windows 7 will be discontinued and replaced with Vista. No more security updates will be provided for Windows 7.

I wish I was on a sunny, warm tropical beach drinking from a coconut and swimming on clear waters.

[omarsoudani]

Granted. But a 5 Meters long shark comes and eat both of your legs :p

I wish I could trust girls.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, you no longer trust men

I wish I could get everything free of charge.

[omarsoudani]

Granted, but you are locked underground forever.

I wish I was Immortal.

[Ci7]

Granted ,but you get lockedup in a cell and tortured forever .

i wish it snow over here :D

[_neutrino Veteran]

Granted However it snows 2 miles deep of snow and you are crushed under the weight

I wish the apple aluminum keyboard came in Black with Silver keys.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but you got a crappy dell instead

I wish the damn economy would pick up...

[MightyJordan]

Granted, but all the country's debts get passed on to you.

I wish I had a girlfriend.