The worst movie you have seen?

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I think that one has to choose between movies that one knew to turn out to be crap and ones that took by surprise.

By that classification invented by me, I would say that the crappiest crap movie was Anacondas 2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366174/.

The worst "normal" movie in recent memory is Knowing http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448011/.

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Worst film I ever saw I can't remember the name of but it had a werewolf in it that the military armour plated so it couldn't be killed by silver bullets. The only way to destroy it was with a silver bazooka :woot:

Was it Project Metalbeast?

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Black Dynamite was one of the most hilarious movies I have ever seen.

I can see why some people would enjoy it, but the level of parody was just way too severe for me. It made Spaceballs seem like a serious thing. xP

I don't like things which are just incredibly silly.

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The Monster (2008)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148277/

I was interested in the cloverfield viral and viral for this came along, so i downloaded and watched 40 mins of it and skimmed to the end, the whole film was just two girls acting terribly holding a average camera and then footage of a tentacle thrown in at the end which you can see in the trailer. Worst 40 mins of a film ever.

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I think that one has to choose between movies that one knew to turn out to be crap and ones that took by surprise.

By that classification invented by me, I would say that the crappiest crap movie was Anacondas 2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366174/.

The worst "normal" movie in recent memory is Knowing http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448011/.

Knowing, what's wrong with it ? It did an alright job, certainly a lot more realistic than 2012.

He just happens to stumble upon this guy who can tell it's coming, just happens to get a plane, just barely gets out of the city. Then luckily gets the map after escaping from a volcano, then manages to find a huge plane, there is only one of them in the world and he just happened to know his kids and luckily he needed a second guy to fly the plane. Manages to reach china somehow without enough fuel, then manages to luckily meet some natives who know how to get inside the ships, the manages to survive the flooding inside and finally the ship luckily doesn't hit the mountain.

Knowing > 2012 > Deep impact

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I can see why some people would enjoy it, but the level of parody was just way too severe for me. It made Spaceballs seem like a serious thing. xP

I don't like things which are just incredibly silly.

You must have at least lold at the part where he's like '**** I THREW THAT BEFORE I EVEN CAME IN THE ROOM!" :rofl:

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You must have at least lold at the part where he's like '**** I THREW THAT BEFORE I EVEN CAME IN THE ROOM!" :rofl:

ofc I laughed at the movie, but it was like an 'oh dear god :pinch:!' kinda laugh.

Haha, I wouldn't show it to my friends just put it that way.

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Black sheep was awesome. And it's a horror comedy so it was purposely funny lol.

oh yeah don't get me wrong I laughed my way through it, so it will definetely be going in to my collection of bad movies alongside the lost skeleton of cadavra, bad taste, and Manos the hands of fate

But I have just remembered another fillm, I haven't watched it recently but it was so awful I had tried to blank it from memory.

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Good lord that was a bad film

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