A 5 year old Pizza, is it still okay?

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I would prepare the toilet as a precaution, although i think you and your mate will likely fight over it and one of you will either use the bathroom sink or a neighbours, if the latter is an option be considerate and take some air freshner.

One word of advice if you do start to have strange stomache movements, it's best not to fart until your ass is firmly placed on the toilet, other wise you'll have a strange wet feeling in your under wear.

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The veggies looks like dried fruit and they taste like it too, meat has no flavour, crust is mushy, tomato sauce tastes like 5 year old ketchup - It's pretty good.

High-res picture for your viewing pleasure!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/473845/Pizza3.png

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Lee G. Veteran

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Wait!

Has that pizza got pineapple on it? If so .. I would recommend you do NOT eat it but take it to your local biohazard waste disposal site!

:rofl: Good one!

The veggies looks like dried fruit and they taste like it too, meat has no flavour, crust is mushy, tomato sauce tastes like 5 year old ketchup - It's pretty good.

High-res picture for your viewing pleasure!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/473845/Pizza3.png

It doesn't sound a particularly tasty pizza :p And thank you for the high-res picture.

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Denis W. Veteran

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When in doubt, get these ready:

the-pepto-family.jpg

(yes all four of them, you'll need them :p)

I would however urge you to please do not provide pictures of the pizza post-failed digestion. In other words, no toilet full of vomit pictures please. :D

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