A 5 year old Pizza, is it still okay?

[MrChainsaw 25]

Are we even sure he ate it? he could have thrown it in the bin for all we know :|

Didn't you see the bite chunks? Stop trying to ruin the thread! lol

[Phalesafe 10]

Simpsons did it! :laugh:

[Pupik 452]

I know that. I'm just saying, if cooked food can't last a week after being refrigerated, I doubt frozen food can last 7 years without severe food poisoning...

Frozen food only loses taste quality when frozen for long period of time. Nothing dangerous to health, as bacteria doesn't grow in low temperatures.

[Faulty Scarab 0]

Any further updates?? Hope you don't get to ill.

[spartyjohnson 5]

Frozen food only loses taste quality when frozen for long period of time. Nothing dangerous to health, as bacteria doesn't grow in low temperatures.

bacteria still reproduces in low temperatures. Bacteria just reproduces more slowly in colder temperatures.

[Doli 548]

Sethos' new look

[evoman91 10]

Oh ****, I can just see this turning into a Neowin suicide pact. "Hey guys, let's all go out and buy a pizza and stick it in the freezer. In 10 years we'll eat it!" On the plus side, I do suppose it'll help an imperceptible amount in population control.

:rofl:

[+Frank B. 7,151]

Don't forget to digg this, folks.

</shameless plug>

[Laura 147]

bacteria still reproduces in low temperatures. Bacteria just reproduces more slowly in colder temperatures.

It's not just the growth of the bacteria you'd have to worry about, but the toxins produced while the bacteria does whatever it does. But yeah, colder temps can slow/pause that..

[lunamonkey 118]

He should have burned it more. Hopefully melt off some of the toxic waste.

[Pharos 24]

Hey Sethos, how ya feeling buddy? :doctor:

[ramsy66 4]

That's the first time in ages I've read through an entire thread page for page.

So much win. :woot:

Is he still alive?

[Zain Adeel 197]

wow...

ive read every single post..

this is just BRAVE :p

where is he ???

[betacortex 1]

What a thread haha! Hopefully he's still alive and can receive his place on the idiots/heroes throne of Neowin

[GreenMartian 90]

wow...

ive read every single post..

this is just BRAVE :p

where is he ???

I have a guess...

[Jimmy0 38]

Clearly he is currently planted firmly on his toilet. :laugh:

[GreenMartian 90]

Clearly he is currently planted firmly on his toilet. :laugh:

His face, or the other end?

Or both, if he's flexible enough...

[Jimmy0 38]

If his bathroom is like mine he could have bum on the toilet and face in the sink. ;)

[The Angry Bunny 6]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[u2_storm 4]

I agree the funniest thread in a LONG time! HAHA :)

[da00 115]

Lets hope he gets back to us with updated info.

[hotdog666al 31]

Hahaha, Good luck mate!

Do you have anything else in your freezer? :drool:

Great thread :D

[MytMowse 1]

It's weird, but on my monitor it looks like it's breathing.

It wants your soulllll.....

[MrChainsaw 25]

The title should be changed to "Is he still ok?"

lol

[what 326]

I just want to say, will the people in the IRC please stop referring to this ****ing thread. Thanks.