Fred Derf Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 Pepto or tons of ginger ale. Go go go! Nevermind that, just go for more beer. Sufficient levels of alcohol makes most problems go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Frank B. Subscriber² Posted November 23, 2009 Subscriber² Share Posted November 23, 2009 Rappy let us do this slowly: 2009 - 2004 = 5.Lolz...but either way, 5 years is still death! I feel bad for the sap. Expiry date of 2004 = pizza was originally made in 2002 or 2003. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee G. Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 This topic is the first result searching for '5 year old pizza' on Google. LOL at the bottom result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rappy Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 Rappy let us do this slowly: 2009 - 2004 = 5.Lolz...but either way, 5 years is still death! I feel bad for the sap. lolz everyone else explained it for you :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVP Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 of course it is! Just cook it in beer and see how you feel in a couple of hours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rappy Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 It's at the top of Google. LOL at the bottom result. what's funnier is someone else asked the same question it looks like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Derf Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 This topic is the first result searching for '5 year old pizza' on Google.http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3748/5y...agooglesear.png LOL at the bottom result. Clearly we own the "5 year old pizza" search market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee G. Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 Clearly we own the "5 year old pizza" search market. Indeed we do :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Derf Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 Indeed we do :p Now we need someone to tackle the "10 year old pizza" market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChainsaw Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Now we need someone to tackle the "10 year old pizza" market. I nominate you. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowl Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) When you freeze food, it stays in the condition it was in when it was first frozen. Unless you have it in there for years, you should be fine. If you didn't taste anything different, it means the pizza was fine to eat. You will go down as a legend, Seth. Edited November 23, 2009 by Kirbeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckboii Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 lol good luck. report back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rappy Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 Now we need someone to tackle the "10 year old pizza" market. I nominate the person who got the 9 millionth post on neowin! safe in the knowledge its not me :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t_r_nelson Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I'm frantically going through this thread trying to find out if he's dead yet. Would this qualify for a Darwin Award if he does die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Hammond Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 You will go down as a legend, Seth. Refrigerated = chilled = fridge Frozen Pizza = frozen = freezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckboii Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 lol good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunamonkey Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 This is one of the times when making yourself sick-up is a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowl Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Refrigerated = chilled = fridgeFrozen Pizza = frozen = freezer I know that. I'm just saying, if cooked food can't last a week after being refrigerated, I doubt frozen food can last 7 years without severe food poisoning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Flash Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Neowin: Studies say pessimism levels in the Gamer's Hangout have dropped drastically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vivicidal- Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 This is gold. I think I'll buy one tomorrow and leave it in my freezer for the next 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Derf Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 I know that. I'm just saying, if cooked food can't last a week after being refrigerated, I doubt frozen food can last 7 years without severe food poisoning... The rough guide is that each month that something stays frozen is like one day in the refrigeration part of the fridge. That isn't very scientific though but food does age slower when frozen then when chilled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoTrunks Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Neowin: Studies say pessimism levels in the Gamer's Hangout have dropped drastically. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrian Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Oh ****, I can just see this turning into a Neowin suicide pact. "Hey guys, let's all go out and buy a pizza and stick it in the freezer. In 10 years we'll eat it!" On the plus side, I do suppose it'll help an imperceptible amount in population control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee G. Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 Neowin: Studies say pessimism levels in the Gamer's Hangout have dropped drastically. Lmao :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowl Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Are we even sure he ate it? he could have thrown it in the bin for all we know :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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