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A 5 year old Pizza, is it still okay?

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Fred Derf    217
Pepto or tons of ginger ale. Go go go!

Nevermind that, just go for more beer. Sufficient levels of alcohol makes most problems go away.

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+Frank B.    7,151
Rappy let us do this slowly: 2009 - 2004 = 5.

Lolz...but either way, 5 years is still death! I feel bad for the sap.

Expiry date of 2004 = pizza was originally made in 2002 or 2003.

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Lee G.    234

This topic is the first result searching for '5 year old pizza' on Google.

5yearoldpizzagooglesear.png

LOL at the bottom result.

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Damo R.    29,670
Rappy let us do this slowly: 2009 - 2004 = 5.

Lolz...but either way, 5 years is still death! I feel bad for the sap.

lolz everyone else explained it for you :p

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JonathanVP    9

of course it is! Just cook it in beer and see how you feel in a couple of hours!

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Damo R.    29,670
It's at the top of Google.

5yearoldpizzagooglesear.png

LOL at the bottom result.

what's funnier is someone else asked the same question it looks like!

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Lee G.    234
Clearly we own the "5 year old pizza" search market.

Indeed we do :p

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Fred Derf    217
Indeed we do :p

Now we need someone to tackle the "10 year old pizza" market.

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MrChainsaw    25
Now we need someone to tackle the "10 year old pizza" market.

I nominate you. :p

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Snowl    41
When you freeze food, it stays in the condition it was in when it was first frozen. Unless you have it in there for years, you should be fine. If you didn't taste anything different, it means the pizza was fine to eat.

You will go down as a legend, Seth.

Edited by Kirbeh

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buckboii    3

lol good luck. report back.

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Damo R.    29,670
Now we need someone to tackle the "10 year old pizza" market.

I nominate the person who got the 9 millionth post on neowin! safe in the knowledge its not me :p

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t_r_nelson    97

I'm frantically going through this thread trying to find out if he's dead yet.

Would this qualify for a Darwin Award if he does die?

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Richard Hammond    119
You will go down as a legend, Seth.

Refrigerated = chilled = fridge

Frozen Pizza = frozen = freezer

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buckboii    3

lol good luck.

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lunamonkey    118

This is one of the times when making yourself sick-up is a good idea.

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Snowl    41
Refrigerated = chilled = fridge

Frozen Pizza = frozen = freezer

I know that. I'm just saying, if cooked food can't last a week after being refrigerated, I doubt frozen food can last 7 years without severe food poisoning...

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Black Flash    36

Neowin: Studies say pessimism levels in the Gamer's Hangout have dropped drastically.

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-Vivicidal-    4

This is gold. I think I'll buy one tomorrow and leave it in my freezer for the next 10 years.

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Fred Derf    217
I know that. I'm just saying, if cooked food can't last a week after being refrigerated, I doubt frozen food can last 7 years without severe food poisoning...

The rough guide is that each month that something stays frozen is like one day in the refrigeration part of the fridge.

That isn't very scientific though but food does age slower when frozen then when chilled.

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NeoTrunks    122
Neowin: Studies say pessimism levels in the Gamer's Hangout have dropped drastically.

:rofl:

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Darrian    267

Oh ****, I can just see this turning into a Neowin suicide pact. "Hey guys, let's all go out and buy a pizza and stick it in the freezer. In 10 years we'll eat it!" On the plus side, I do suppose it'll help an imperceptible amount in population control.

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Lee G.    234
Neowin: Studies say pessimism levels in the Gamer's Hangout have dropped drastically.

Lmao :rofl:

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Snowl    41

Are we even sure he ate it? he could have thrown it in the bin for all we know :|

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