Anyone know where to buy a tiger?

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I am looking to buy a white tiger preferably a male. Im located in New Jersey. Anyone know where to get one locally? I found a website online: http://www.buytigers.com/ but they are not white and they are only females. Dont ask where i am going to keep it after it grows :s. .

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I hopethe tiger grows up and eats you so you would learna lesson or two about keepin while animals as pets

How would he learn a loesson (or anything really) if he was dead (from being eaten by the tiger) :p

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Hi,

I am looking to buy a white tiger preferably a male. Im located in New Jersey. Anyone know where to get one locally? I found a website online: http://www.buytigers.com/ but they are not white and they are only females. Dont ask where i am going to keep it after it grows :s. .

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Ignore the nay-sayers above. Buy the tiger, and post pictures. But when it attacks you, don't come running though ;)

It may be cheaper to buy a white/black cat and paint black/white stripes on it (Y)

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You need a permit to own one in New Jersey. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you dont have said permit. Mostly because if you did have it, you would already know where you could get a tiger.

That made me laugh in a topic about tigers :laugh: If it bits your leg off don't come running to us will you? :rofl:

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Hahahah this thread is hilarious. I know you need a permit and I can get one, but i need to find a tiger. Once i find one I can buy then I will get one and keep it in my bathroom :). Im kidding about the bathroom thing, but i am seriously thinking of buying one. Im sure he wont bite me i am a pretty nice guy once he gets to know me :s.

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Hi,

I am looking to buy a white tiger preferably a male. Im located in New Jersey. Anyone know where to get one locally? I found a website online: http://www.buytigers.com/ but they are not white and they are only females. Dont ask where i am going to keep it after it grows :s. .

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err best place i know is Africa but when you go ask for Jenny but i think Nagi got the last one.

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Hahahah this thread is hilarious. I know you need a permit and I can get one, but i need to find a tiger. Once i find one I can buy then I will get one and keep it in my bathroom :). Im kidding about the bathroom thing, but i am seriously thinking of buying one. Im sure he wont bite me i am a pretty nice guy once he gets to know me :s.

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you want to renact the hangover film :p

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Tigers are beasts, they can't be domesticated by an amateur. It will be extremely high maintenence and will be really, really expensive (Lots of meat, etc). And it will probably make a lot of mess and some disturbing noise.

Also, one person can't really look after a tiger. And I doubt there will be any vets nearby that will treat a Tiger.

... I think you're better off moving into a Zoo. :p

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