Anyone know where to buy a tiger?

[Rohdekill]

I hopethe tiger grows up and eats you so you would learna lesson or two about keepin while animals as pets

What the f&*$ is a while animal? lol

[cooky560 Veteran]

Here

[Rappy Veteran]

I heard for a hundred bucks, you can get this one

LOL :laugh:

[Soldiers33]

If you find someone selling a Manticore, see if they have a Unicorn. Or a Yeti. A Yeti would be fun. I could teach him to sit and rollover and fun stuff like that.

And I'm also in the market for a couple of Leprechauns.

this comment mademe lol, i just imagined a yeti rolling around the floor.

[+Elі Subscriber²]

LOL I love Tigers too, I learned a long time ago that they are wild animals that cannot be domesticated, they will eat you after a bit, there's no way you would be able to satisfy his hunger without having a side job just to buy all the meat he will eat.

Get a Margay cat!

It's more leopard-ish, but at least it looks cool ^^ and won't bite your arm off after a few months.

That is one cute animal! check out this one pic:

[XerXis]

that website is a joke, a tiger would never get through customs. Let alone the IVORY collar they are shipping with it ;)

[Orange Battery]

I have a couple of white tigers but don't want money, would just prefer they went to a loving home. Your offer of money offends myself and my tigers and we shall speak no more on the matter.

[Xero]

You can try stealing one from Mike Tyson, I hear its pretty easy if your **** drunk.

[peacemf]

i probably have some contacts that could sort it out for you.........

HOWEVER

it would be upto you to sort out customs. (just fill in the form saying its a "gift" item).

Shipping costs would be HUGE!, as i'm guessing you want it alive, talking at least $8k.

Naturally the total costs would be in excess of $40k......

just send me say 10k as a sign of good faith to my paypal account and i'll get started on the paperwork.

my paypal id is: nigerian_tiger_scam

[hackdoom]

I heard for a hundred bucks, you can get this one

A hundred bucks? Tiger will do his girlfriend / wife for free...

[fix-this!]

WOW.... at this thread. :no:

you cannot be serious, right?

[Danny D]

LMAO this thread is hilarious! I checked craigslist and found nothing. Maybe ebay has something..

[torrentthief]

if you work at Nike you could buy a tiger.

[MistaT40]

Remember tigers love pepper...they have cinnamon

[(Spork)]

lol the op need to get his head checked

[+Audioboxer Subscriber²]

Reminds me of Grandmas Boy and the Lion :p

[Growled Member]

I heard for a hundred bucks, you can get this one

Even at that price you are getting ripped off. :D

[Danny D]

LMFAO. I am just kidding, but it would be great if you could own a tiger. Plus there are only about 200 white tigers in the world. They are very rare. Anyways this was a fun thread.

[Solid Knight]

Try: http://www.tigerdirect.com

[Nicholas-c Veteran]

EPIC thread is epic ^.^

I dont get the problem really, its just a cat... only a bit bigger...............

Yes. Lions and tigers are "Just a cat... Only bigger" Of course! Thats why cats are a household pets and tigers eat you in the wild. My mistake!!! Doh!!!

Anyway, Go ahead =] Buy a Tiger... We here at neowin have a genuine Darwin Award waiting for you though =]

[PixilEyes]

Neowin - Where people dont get jokes!!!

:laugh:

[Draconian Guppy]

Bazzinga? :shifty:

[Tech Star]

There is a huge white tiger in my pants waiting to get out....but unfortunately its not for sale. :(

[hjf288]

Id love a tiger too... realisticly id never get one :p

[SugarCain]

LMFAO. I am just kidding, but it would be great if you could own a tiger. Plus there are only about 200 white tigers in the world. They are very rare. Anyways this was a fun thread.

So you start a pointless thread (again from what I have read)? Seems like a certain person needs to get a life.

There is a huge white tiger in my pants waiting to get out....but unfortunately its not for sale. :(

So you're storing a rabbits foot in your pants that nobody wants? Nasty. ;)