Anyone know where to buy a tiger?

[Shadrack]

Hi,

I am looking to buy a white tiger preferably a male. Im located in New Jersey. Anyone know where to get one locally? I found a website online: http://www.buytigers.com/ but they are not white and they are only females. Dont ask where i am going to keep it after it grows :s. .

Thanks

They sell tiger's online :( :cry:

[Berserk87]

How would he learn a loesson (or anything really) if he was dead (from being eaten by the tiger) :p

:laugh: :laugh:

[Magichat]

PM me if your still interested.

[macf13nd]

Bazzinga? :shifty:

[Brian Veteran]

So you start a pointless thread (again from what I have read)? Seems like a certain person needs to get a life.

So you're storing a rabbits foot in your pants that nobody wants? Nasty. ;)

How is it any more or less of a time waste creating a thread with a point or not? Still typing to respond, same time kill, same fun

[Guest]

Neowin - Where people dont get jokes!!!

:laugh:

Too true. Too true :|.

+1 rep to you, OP.

[SkyDX]

err best place i know is Africa but when you go ask for Jenny but i think Nagi got the last one.

That episode was funny :rofl: :p

[dead.cell]

http://www.buytigers.com

[Growled Member]

http://www.buytigers.com

I'll be damned. They really do sell everything on the Internet.

? We are the ONLY ONES IN THE WORLD selling tigers online

? We ONLY sell 5 m.o. FEMALE tigers with vaccinations

? We DON'T sell siberian WHITE TIGERS

? We DON'T ship tigers in places not fitting their climate needs. Please mail us to know if you are eligible.

? We DON'T sell more than a tiger to single customers. Two tigers shouldn't stay together, for their safety.

[Colin-uk Veteran]

LMFAO. I am just kidding, but it would be great if you could own a tiger. Plus there are only about 200 white tigers in the world. They are very rare. Anyways this was a fun thread.

im pretty sure most people knew you werent being serious :p

[Danny D]

im pretty sure most people knew you werent being serious :p

It didnt seem like it :s. lol

[ghostpuppet]

It didnt seem like it :s. lol

I was laughing my butt off throughout the whole thing though. Nice thread!!!!

[SugarCain]

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How is it any more or less of a time waste creating a thread with a point or not? Still typing to respond, same time kill, same fun

Huh?

Edited February 24, 2010 by Anaron

[Danny D]

I was laughing my butt off throughout the whole thing though. Nice thread!!!!

Just wanted to have some fun thats all.

[Nicholas P.]

Male white tiger.... click here

[afuchi]

err best place i know is Africa but when you go ask for Jenny but i think Nagi got the last one.

Man, tigers don't live in africa :laugh:

[xtrabit racing]

buy a cat, feed it from McDonalds and you will have a tiger...

[Danny D]

buy a cat, feed it from McDonalds and you will have a tiger...

Yeah but he wont be aggressive.

[KeeperOfThePizza]

how about a pedo kitty?

[Hell-In-A-Handbasket]

only read part of first page

buy a Toyger instead Toyger on google

aparently its a domestic cat bred to look like a tiger

[Sethos]

Man, tigers don't live in africa :laugh:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Kenya+Remix/

( Yes, it's a joke before someone complete tosser takes it seriously )

[gazebee_]

This thread is epic, more epic than the 5 year old microwave thing!

[Rappy Veteran]

how about a pedo kitty?

LOL

[KeeperOfThePizza]

[TEX4S]

Snoop around TigerDirect.com. Selling electronics is just a front... :p

-Spenser

LOL - funniest thing I have read in a while.