Anyone know where to buy a tiger?


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If you find someone selling a Manticore, see if they have a Unicorn. Or a Yeti. A Yeti would be fun. I could teach him to sit and rollover and fun stuff like that.

And I'm also in the market for a couple of Leprechauns.

this comment mademe lol, i just imagined a yeti rolling around the floor.

LOL I love Tigers too, I learned a long time ago that they are wild animals that cannot be domesticated, they will eat you after a bit, there's no way you would be able to satisfy his hunger without having a side job just to buy all the meat he will eat.

Get a Margay cat!

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It's more leopard-ish, but at least it looks cool ^^ and won't bite your arm off after a few months.

That is one cute animal! check out this one pic:

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i probably have some contacts that could sort it out for you.........

HOWEVER

it would be upto you to sort out customs. (just fill in the form saying its a "gift" item).

Shipping costs would be HUGE!, as i'm guessing you want it alive, talking at least $8k.

Naturally the total costs would be in excess of $40k......

just send me say 10k as a sign of good faith to my paypal account and i'll get started on the paperwork.

my paypal id is: nigerian_tiger_scam

EPIC thread is epic ^.^

I dont get the problem really, its just a cat... only a bit bigger...............

Yes. Lions and tigers are "Just a cat... Only bigger" Of course! Thats why cats are a household pets and tigers eat you in the wild. My mistake!!! Doh!!!

Anyway, Go ahead =] Buy a Tiger... We here at neowin have a genuine Darwin Award waiting for you though =]

LMFAO. I am just kidding, but it would be great if you could own a tiger. Plus there are only about 200 white tigers in the world. They are very rare. Anyways this was a fun thread.

So you start a pointless thread (again from what I have read)? Seems like a certain person needs to get a life.

There is a huge white tiger in my pants waiting to get out....but unfortunately its not for sale. :(

So you're storing a rabbits foot in your pants that nobody wants? Nasty. ;)

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