Indestructible SD cards - help me destroy them

[Scorpus Veteran]

So I received my supposedly "indestructible" SD cards today in the post. I'm going to be posting up a video review showing ways that I will be testing the strength of the cards.

However I need you guys to come up with some cool ideas for things I should do to try and destroy them.

Any ideas are welcome and will be considered but ridiculous ones will obviously not be attempted.

Note: I almost forgot, they are Samsung microSD cards rated as "waterproof, shockproof and magnet-proof"

[Yusuf M. Veteran]

Put it in a blender. (Y)

[AbandonedTrolley]

Blowtorch :devil:

[Scorpus Veteran]

Put it in a blender. (Y)

Might do this towards the end. I don't own a Blendtec blender and I hope I don't ruin my existing one

Blowtorch :devil:

Unfortunately I don't own one :blushing:

[SojIrOu]

It's hammertime. :laugh:

[Warboy]

Unfortunately I don't own one :blushing:

got a grill?

[Scorpus Veteran]

got a grill?

Grill, oven, stove, barbecue... all that

[Roberticus]

Microwave :)

Drive over them?

Boil them in water?

[GreenMartian]

"indestructible"

...

rated as "waterproof, shockproof and magnet-proof"

Damn these companies and their smallprint...

[The Teej]

If there's enough sunlight out, how about putting it under a magnifying glass in extreme sunlight/heat?

[Scorpus Veteran]

Microwave :)

Drive over them?

Boil them in water?

They're metallic-cased as far as I can tell so unfortunately microwaving them would be dangerous

I will definitely be boiling them up though, great suggestion

And I will attempt burning them using the sun but it hasn't been all that sunny here recently

[+Xinok Subscriber²]

Bake them in a cake?

[-Dave-]

you could always eat it and see if it comes out the other end ?

[Marshall Veteran]

A simple and inexpensive propane torch will do the trick.

[Azusa]

put one on a rail line.

[medicnick83]

Just remember to do all the basic ones.

Standing on it

Driving over it

Dropping from a height

Forget the exciting awesome ways, start with the basics and move from there.

[Scorpus Veteran]

Just remember to do all the basic ones.

Standing on it

Driving over it

Dropping from a height

Forget the exciting awesome ways, start with the basics and move from there.

Already thought of doing that.

Also, please keep in mind that I only have one of these to test with (I have a second one but that's for a giveaway). So I need to keep the super-destructive stuff until last

[d4diesel]

some sort of acid test. like soaking it in vinegar or lime juice overnight or in pepsi/coke?

[ShareShiz]

^ +1 .. put it in coke for a few days or a week.. see if it even exists then.

[Warboy]

Grill, oven, stove, barbecue... all that

Grill it.

Preferred coal grilling.

[Chasethebase Veteran]

If you've got access to a car press or anything high pressure that'll work.

[Azusa]

strap it to a bottle rocket!

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Pour concentrated H₂SO₄ over it.

[Scorpus Veteran]

Pour concentrated H₂SO₄ over it.

Could be possible, I know people who have access to sulfuric acid

[Intersect]

Could be possible, I know people who have access to sulfuric acid

HydroFluoric Acid should to a nice job.