Dude, What is this oozing out of my wall?


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mmmmmm

yummy.

I agree, I think the best thing you can do is get it down, trying to keep it intact, and follow these steps:

1. Put hob on max heat

2. Find a suitibly sized frying pan (like the kind u'd use for an omelette)

3. Simmer under golden brown

4. Reduce Heat

5. Season with nutmeg and seseme oil

6. Serve with a side of Celary

7. Eat and enjoy ;)

You can find more recipe's on how to cook in Delia Smith's "How to cook", although u may have to hunt around for any recipe's which included "mysterious life forms"! :laugh:

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looks like expanding foam filler to me. :rolleyes:

Thats what I was thinking at first but then again he says it smells...but what do I know :rolleyes: Whatever it is, I wouldn't fall asleep knowing it was still there lol :ninja:

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The third phase is to repair the damage. Normally damp is evidenced by the growth of black mould. For many years it was thought that this was invariably Aspergillus Niger, but modern research would indicate that this is not the case. There are a large number of black moulds and they all look about the same. Inhaling mould spores can result in Aspergillosis, a lung disease. Black's Medical Dictionary implies that there is no risk to healthy lungs, and other sources suggest that only people who are already in poor health and/or malnourished are at risk. However, I recommend a dust mask while removing it. Scrub it off with thin bleach, (the thickener in thick bleach may provide a medium for mould growth later) allow to dry out thoroughly, and redecorate. If the mould does not receive any more water it will not return. IF THE MOULD GETS ACCESS TO WATER IT WILL BE BACK. Wood rot is best dealt with by a specialist.

From http://www.axp.mdx.ac.uk/~john49/dampfaq.htm :yes:

-- Get an expert in there man. That's sick.

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If it were me I'd just leave it and let a pro look at it... u may have to have some work done to the house. Is it like foam or is it Squishy or wot? Don't get too close incase it envelops you, so just poke it with a stick!

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I agree, I think the best thing you can do is get it down, trying to keep it intact, and follow these steps:

1. Put hob on max heat

2. Find a suitibly sized frying pan (like the kind u'd use for an omelette)

3. Simmer under golden brown

4. Reduce Heat

5. Season with nutmeg and seseme oil

6. Serve with a side of Celary

7. Eat and enjoy ;)

You can find more recipe's on how to cook in Delia Smith's "How to cook", although u may have to hunt around for any recipe's which included "mysterious life forms"! :laugh:

:rofl: Haha

I just poked it and its pretty hard, seems to be fairly damp. I do have a 12 gauge shotgun under my bed and if it tries anything I should be able to ge off at least 3 shots before it envelops me :cry:

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I agree, I think the best thing you can do is get it down, trying to keep it intact, and follow these steps:

1. Put hob on max heat

2. Find a suitibly sized frying pan (like the kind u'd use for an omelette)

3. Simmer under golden brown

4. Reduce Heat

5. Season with nutmeg and seseme oil

6. Serve with a side of Celary

7. Eat and enjoy ;)

You can find more recipe's on how to cook in Delia Smith's "How to cook", although u may have to hunt around for any recipe's which included "mysterious life forms"! :laugh:

:rofl:

That looks gross man..

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Man, poking it with a stick was a bad idea. What if some gooey green larvae had emersed from it? What if you've insulted the entire alien race? Dude, either way, you're f**ked.

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Yeah, I doubt I want to pay anyone to check it out with me moving out (hopefully) by May 5.

I'd get it looked at. It looks similar to a mold problem my uncle had, and he got severe health problems and was in the ICU at Orlando Regional Hospital for 2 weeks because of it. Get it checked, or get out of there.

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couldnt it just be like some sort of foam used by pest control that has escaped? maybe.. either way, i'd have someone look at it

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