[DEFINITIVE] Half-Life 2 Thread


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I dunno.? It just seems to suck out all the saliva from my mouth.? Chicken does the same thing to me.?

Mustard on steak?? that's just nasty.? put some butter on it instead.

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What the hell, mustard to steak is like... lets see

The Glock 19 to my Thigh Holster

A wet vagina to my penis

The half to my life

The counter to my strike

My X to MY Z

(Xzibit Pun)

My Beechams to my cold

My asprin to my headache

... feel me?

INFACT

MUSTARD TO STEAK IS LIKE STEAK TO MY MOUTH !!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell, mustard to steak is like... lets see

The Glock 19 to my Thigh Holster

A wet vagina to my penis

The half to my life

The counter to my strike

My X to MY Z

(Xzibit Pun)

My Beechams to my cold

My asprin to my headache

... feel me?

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What about

My advil (or tylenol) to my headache?

and to stay on topic: HL2 R0X! (discuss)

isnt the blue gravity gun ace? ;)

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i haven't got to that point yet. i just got the smg recently heh.

and i don't understand how most of these hl2 reviews say that the game is too easy. i've died tons of times on medium mode. but really i think that's partially my fault 'cause i'm always looking for a cool way to kill off the baddies by using the physics.

Anyway, back to steak, hey mick, correct, if a steak is not cooked well its totally undeserving of our stomachs, it has to be perfectly tender, just slightly browned on the outside and about 5mm towards the center at which point it takes a pink hue at that soft succulent TENDER TENDERNESS that is the middle of my sexy steak.....

HMmmm

MMMMM

tell me about it, the game is great but the gravity gun just makes it amazing. ravenholm is one of the best levels for the physics... one of my fav things though is when you spot like 10 combine soldiers up ahead, you have no ammo for the crosbow and low on health... what do you do?!?! grab the radiator off the wall and use it as a shield to get close enough to shotty their punk asses. what a game.

Anyway, back to steak, hey mick, correct, if a steak is not cooked well its totally undeserving of our stomachs, it has to be perfectly tender, just slightly browned on the outside and about 5mm towards the center at which point it takes a pink hue at that soft succulent TENDER TENDERNESS that is the middle of my sexy steak.....

HMmmm

MMMMM

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your steak fetish is scaring me :(

tell me about it, the game is great but the gravity gun just makes it amazing. ravenholm is one of the best levels for the physics... one of my fav things though is when you spot like 10 combine soldiers up ahead, you have no ammo for the crosbow and low on health... what do you do?!?! grab the radiator off the wall and use it as a shield to get close enough to shotty their punk asses. what a game.

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can't wait to play around with it :D

your steak fetish is scaring me :(

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ITS NOT FETISH

ITS DESIRE MY MAN!

I DESIRE STEAK!

NOW!

NOW

I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHUAHUAWUHAUHAHAHHAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHA

- UAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAH

_UAHUAHA

Haaa... huuuu... hehhhh... hmmm...mmm.m .... uh,... ugh.

Finally!! HL2 have closed capture! It much better than Doom3 for closed captures. I have no ****ing idea what people from Doom3 talk about that. It was boring me sometime but very good story.

First time game have closed capture is HL2 all in my life. Remember Subtitle and closed captures are not same.

Possible SPOILER

Im at the level where you take the buggy to the crane part and im not sure what to do? Do i use the crane to lift the buggy onto the platform with the houses? If you could pm me the answer i dont want the answer to spoil it for anyone else thanks.

Anyway, back to steak, hey mick, correct, if a steak is not cooked well its totally undeserving of our stomachs, it has to be perfectly tender, just slightly browned on the outside and about 5mm towards the center at which point it takes a pink hue at that soft succulent TENDER TENDERNESS that is the middle of my sexy steak.....

HMmmm

MMMMM

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now i really want some steak... grrrr...

i likes mine fairly pink

i have no idea how big 5mm (us ignorant americans) i would say like | | that much brown | | that much pink, and || that much deep pink

i can't wait to get back home on thursday afternoon to play some more hl2

p.s. how do you become an "official" neowin stoner? lol

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