kaffra Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 quickly sell your pic :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 (edited) Clearly it is a Chupacapbra ... ;) The Chupacapbra is a creature still under active investigation, as it first appeared in the late 1960s. Alleged Chupacabra attacks picked up markedly in the mid-'90s, and as a result have been extremely visible to the Muggles. A groups of Puerto Rican wizard-experimenters has been suspected; how deeply this may be involved in the Darks Arts is part of the investigation. It is impossible to tell at this time if the Chupacabra is a 'thrill killer' or it is actually killing for survival. Witness reports described the animal as having a 'reptilian body, oval head, bulging red eyes, fanged teeth and long, darting tongue...that may fly or leap with powerful, monkey-like hind legs....' There have been no successful documentary sightings (despite many charms and traps laid in attack areas) and obviously no captures to date. The Chupacabra is a predator wantonly killing livestock (usually goats or chickens), then vanishing. No meat is taken, but the blood is drained and only a small bite to the neck shows on the victim. It has also attacked humans, but non-fatally, leaving cuts and scratches from, presumably, its fangs and claws. And yes, you could sell the photos to the National Enquirer, which is conveiniently located in Florida. ;) Edited April 6, 2005 by Hum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrcKiller Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wow that sounds very similar to what I think I saw, how come I never heard of this chupacapbra? :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotRoot Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Clearly it is a Chupacapbra ... ;) The Chupacapbra is a creature still under active investigation, as it first appeared in the late 1960s. Alleged Chupacabra attacks picked up markedly in the mid-'90s, and as a result have been extremely visible to the Muggles. A groups of Puerto Rican wizard-experimenters has been suspected; how deeply this may be involved in the Darks Arts is part of the investigation. It is impossible to tell at this time if the Chupacabra is a 'thrill killer' or it is actually killing for survival. Witness reports described the animal as having a 'reptilian body, oval head, bulging red eyes, fanged teeth and long, darting tongue...that may fly or leap with powerful, monkey-like hind legs....' There have been no successful documentary sightings (despite many charms and traps laid in attack areas) and obviously no captures to date. The Chupacabra is a predator wantonly killing livestock (usually goats or chickens), then vanishing. No meat is taken, but the blood is drained and only a small bite to the neck shows on the victim. It has also attacked humans, but non-fatally, leaving cuts and scratches from, presumably, its fangs and claws. 585733176[/snapback] I wonder if he has a green card. Geez. They should deport him back. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wow that sounds very similar to what I think I saw, how come I never heard of this chupacapbra? :blink: 585733192[/snapback] Well call Harry Potter, im sure he's in the phone book, just look under wizards in the yellow pages :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giga Veteran Posted April 6, 2005 Veteran Share Posted April 6, 2005 :| 585732747[/snapback] :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 :huh: my bro says the hands where very short and it had almost like little needles, two or three http://gxpmall.bizland.com/Chupa_Cabra.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrcKiller Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 That can't be it thou it had orange/yellowish eyes and circles around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sq377 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 I live in michigan, playing hide and seek with some friends. I looked over to see something that looked like one of my friends, It was midnight, so very dark. I see his profile barely, and i say... "matt?" The thing hissed and ****ing booked back into the woods... I ran back to his house and gave up... It was a little shorter than 5 feet. When it ran it was faster than any human i've ever seen. So either i saw an olympic midget or i think i saw one of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhangm Supervisor Posted April 6, 2005 Supervisor Share Posted April 6, 2005 Hmm, I have theories. Some pothead dressed up (badly) as a power ranger... Or a chupachabra... Anyway, if its an alien, where's its spaceship? :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrcKiller Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 Lol nice pic, honestly I dont really think it's an alien buy my grandma mentioned it as if it was and she also said she saw some type of triangular thing hovering by the shed. So i just called it that, I think it could be some wierd animal but so far I can't locate it. I don't think it was a money however, just looks very odd to be honest. I might sell the picture if I can, anyway I'm off to sleep for now check on this tomorow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emo Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 maybe its a cat hopped up on ritalin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cvrt7.62Ghst Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 For your next time: :| 585732747[/snapback] Aww, I was hoping Rip was gonna unload some more of his hilarious sarcasm on this guy too... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emo Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 ^^^hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyout Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 seriouslly you need better photoshop skillz.... and always....for some reason out of focus alien pictures..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notum Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 I don't think it's a photoshop job. It could be but what is more likely is that it's some form of garden ornament or "puppet". The object is not moving at any noticable rate, it's not blured more that the rest of the picture. Since that picture was taken with a rather long exposure time (hence the blur from the photographer moving) there should be a more pronounced blur behinf the object if it was in fact moving. That's my guess at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tagerd0g Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 if your camera has video mode, next time take a short movie and post it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sensayshun Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 It has t3h invisible legs! Look at the second picture, it's legs are slightly opaque. A decent spraycan in microsoft paint perhaps? Or an alien freakazoid, if so, it looks really cute :alien: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Let's see. Here we have a fresh registration. Then three minutes after registering, he made up a medium sized post about some ludicrous story. Interesting that a fresh reg actually knows about MM, because that post took quite some time to craft, rather than assuming you wrote it offline, I assume you wrote it into the Neowin textbox. That'd substract quite some time from the 3 minute timeframe. Even if you did it offline, 3 minutes is a short time to find all out about the newly visible forums. Then another fresh reg chimes in, 9 minutes after registering and immediately reports a supporting story. How high are the chances that a 9 minute old account can contribute immediately something supporting to this thread? Freakin' gimmicks! Both of you. Or maybe just you, but both your accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h00nta Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Your gran's really small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob2687 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 definitely the chupachabra :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 definitely the chupachabra :yes: 585738021[/snapback] oh noes teh chupachabra *gasp* :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japlabot Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Looks like a monkey that had an accident with it's tail to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerus Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 :| 585732747[/snapback] :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karyn.ek Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 thats so crazy! nice pic.. its a keeper ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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