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HELP! My dog just ate a condom!

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Deactivated Account    0

not saying that you would. some times i wish i had a dog because my cats are so shy its not funny.

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golazo    0

lmao that's pretty funny. is it all sorted out now

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illicit    0

LOL @ this thread. :laugh:

Glad to hear your dog is ok now.

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sacrifist    0

very funny thread, reminded me of the time when one of my old girlfriends had a dog that ate a joint, needless to say it sat there for hours with a wierd look on its face. Ofcourse I told her that she has now learned two lessons, A: smoking weed does harm others and B: dont leave crap laying around that your dog might eat

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Marshalus    50

I forgot to mention, the vet I called laughed his ass off when I was explaining the situation to him.

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Commodore Max    2

The title made me laugh. I though it was a joke or something ... Poor dog ...

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Driph    3

Glad to hear your dog is doing better.

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LispyGlitter2    1

I'm glad your dog is safe now :)

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neowin_hipster    0
i hope it wasnt used.

it should poop it out.

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Maybe that's why he sniffed it up in the first place :p

Glad to hear your using a condom and glad to hear about the dog. Next time throw it in the garage or cover it up or something like that.

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DarkCircuit    0
I wouldn't give up my dog for any cat. I'm alergic to cats. I hate cats.

I wouldn't give up my dog for anything for that matter.

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Would you give him up for:

1. $100,000,000.00

2. A Playboy Bunny girlfriend

3. A 5 Year contract with a large movie studio

4. And a Dual Pentium 5 Hyperthreaded System?

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Techno_Funky    18

dunno abt this do animals get aids :unsure:

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DarkCircuit    0
dunno abt this do animals get aids?:unsure::

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Yes. Yes they do.

Now why would you want to know something like that? Hmmm? Nah man .. here.

Animals and AIDS

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Kaidiir    3

hahaha ROFL :p :rofl:

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SoLiDsmoke    0

glad to hear the dog is okay!

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Mystical112    1
LMAO, thats the best answer so far. 

i'm sorry, i have no advice, just came here to laugh...:rofl:

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hahah sorry same here...

glad to c ur dog is okay tho....

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DarkCircuit    0

Bah .. screw dogs.

..

... WAIT NO!

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Deathray    4

Everytime i see this topic title i start laughing, glad the dog is ok :p

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Marshalus    50
Would you give him up for:

1. $100,000,000.00

2. A Playboy Bunny girlfriend

3. A 5 Year contract with a large movie studio

4. And a Dual Pentium 5 Hyperthreaded System?

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That's a lot of money.

No.

Yes. Yes they do.

Now why would you want to know something like that? Hmmm? Nah man .. here.

Animals and AIDS

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Yeah, but I don't have it.

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Xerino    324

alpo + exlax = crap covered condom :p

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Chris Allen    0

Glad to hear your dog is OK. Also glad that you could make the day of 1 vetrinarien and 50 Neowinians (Y) Nice thread ;) Glad everything is sorted.

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maplecookie    0

glad to hear everything is okay!

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christracy    0

lmao great story and now you and your dog share an odd bit of closeness. :ninja: :x lol

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+StevoFC    21

this is a great thread. :laugh:

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slick.    0

Great story, now to finish it off we just need an update that your girlfriends dad reads Neowin and saw this thread. ;)

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+StevoFC    21
Great story, now to finish it off we just need an update that your girlfriends dad reads Neowin and saw this thread.  ;)

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haha yeah :rofl:

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