Ashlee Simpson BEFORE or AFTER Surgery

[poorman]

Regardless of what you may be reading on other gossip sites, Playboy reps are reporting that Ashlee Simpson was never offered $4 million dollars to pose nude for the magazine. A Playboy rep released a statement denying that the rumors had any truth. They would not confirm or deny if an offer was actually made, but $4 million is outragous.

A rep for Playboy retorted: ?We don?t comment on who we do and don?t make offers on, but I can tell you that we don?t make 4 million dollar offers to anyone.?

I don't think I would offer Ashlee Simpson a job opening for karaoke night at the town fair, much less 4 million to show her two mosquito bites. The only way Ashlee can ever get 4 million from Playboy would be if the cover said "Ashlee" followed by "orgasms as she cuts the throat of a mule." And I didn't mean 4 million, I meant it would be one of those deals you always get in middle school. Hugh would just hold out his two hands and sa, " do you want what's in the left hand, or the right hand."

[thisispete]

where's the "I'd do both" vote button?

[NullTrax]

[x] after :woot:

[dannyscott5]

:yes:

She sorta looks like Kate Hudson now (i thought that was her, until i read the post)

dont ya read title before clicking :s lol, and after, far far better, the ideal dream women ;)