OfF3nSiV3 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 That has to be one of the worst written reviews I have ever read. Wow. my words exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goji Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Alright boys, here is your Halo movie... and now just I M A G I N E that the Greeks are UNSC Spartans with guns shooting aliens. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogez Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Obviously written by a teenager or something. Didn't need to read it to want to see the movie. All you need is the trailer or if you're into reading, "Gates of Fire" by Pressfield. "It's called 300. I don't know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could've called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it'd still rule. It's about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated **** out of like a million other dudes." Shows his intelligence right there :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanManIt Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I'm looking foward to the movie, although I would barely call that a review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNeeds Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 My dog could have written a better review... Never the less though, he's said it rocks! So I suppose thats the only good thing to come out of it! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffa Jones Veteran Posted February 11, 2007 Veteran Share Posted February 11, 2007 That has to be one of the worst written reviews I have ever read. Wow. I have to agree. That was more or less the worst review I have ever read. Although, I am heartened to see that a champion for people who have trouble feeding themselves likes the movie, which can only be good for the movies box office gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurmoth Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I don't know what the title has to do with the movieUmm, well let's see, maybe it is about 300 Spartans that fought to the last man against Persian King Xerxes and his massive army. DUH!What a complete idiot this guy is if he can't figure out what the title has to do with the film. :rolleyes: He even states that the film is based "about a million years ago." Idiots like this shouldn't be allowed to use the internet, seriously. Persian King Xerxes reigned 485?465 BC, that's hardly a million years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
virgo89 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I stopped reading after... I just saw a movie that'll give your eyes boners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benac Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 That has to be one of the worst written reviews I have ever read. Wow. I agree. Anything that says "dude" 5 times in a sentence deserves to be destroyed. And it Sounds like he just "reviewed" the trailer, not the full movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev1n Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Damn dont you guys get it? The review was supposed to be stupid and funny... at least that's what I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoochieMamma Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Damn dont you guys get it? The review was supposed to be stupid and funny... at least that's what I think. Exactlty! Some people don't have a sence of humour :no: "but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns" HAHAHHAHahhahaaa :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagosilva29 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 COOL THING ONE:HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES Who gives a **** if the music isn't historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could've used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel's Pretzel is telling you that you'll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand. Graphic novels usually don't bring a soundtrack, so as long as it integrates well with the action, anything goes.COOL THING TWO:FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There's wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he's got Rosie O'Donnell on his back. There wasn't any mini-boss or big boss in the novel (with the exception of the Immortals, and the elephants, who didn't actually fought the spartans). Ephialtes (the deformed spartan) doesn't fight as well (at least not with the spartans). Wizards and mutants, ninjas? That's not a shot-for-shot adaptation, in my opinion. I hope they don't screw this. NOT SO GOOD THING:DUDE NUDITY ("DUDE-ITY") These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they're serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. If he had seen the novel, he would know that most of the time there is a lot of spartan "dude-ity". Oh yeah, and Xerxes was a tall, big, bold black[?] guy. I don't think that Rodrigo Santoro cuts it well there. (And he needs more piercings. Poke his skin like a turkey.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffa Jones Veteran Posted February 11, 2007 Veteran Share Posted February 11, 2007 Oh yeah, and Xerxes was a tall, big, bold black[?] guy. I don't think that Rodrigo Santoro cuts it well there. (And he needs more piercings. Poke his skin like a turkey.) The thing is though, in real life he was from Iran ie. Persia at the time. So hopefully they erred towards reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman273 Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 Well, I was hoping people would realize it's tongue-in-cheek and not an actual serious review. I think he liked the movie because of the action in it, didn't have to give it much thought and therefore brought out the more infantile side in him. His review just mirrors that state of mind. It's not supposed to be Siskel and Eibert, it's just supposed to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev1n Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Damn, 9.0 at IMDb with 516 votes. Score is bound to drop but still its indicative of an awesome ass kicking movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416449/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason S. Global Moderator Posted February 12, 2007 Global Moderator Share Posted February 12, 2007 unprofessional review? of course... but it's a movie! who cares?! that was the BEST movie review ive ever read.... we need more like that! hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerm Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Exactlty! Some people don't have a sence of humour :no:"but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns" HAHAHHAHahhahaaa :rofl: (Y):rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbiter Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'm still very excited to see it...just not "boner" excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrix XII Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I that review a joke? or...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurmoth Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I that review a joke? or...?? Yes, it is a joke. But a poor one at that. I didn't find it funny at all :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:: Lyon :: Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I thought this movie is not out until much much much much later in 2007?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrix XII Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 It comes out in March I believe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
virgo89 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Damn, 9.0 at IMDb with 516 votes. Score is bound to drop but still its indicative of an awesome ass kicking movie.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416449/ Without actually watching the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev1n Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Without actually watching the movie. I think they saw it at a pre-screening. It was 99% complete with some of the effects not completed yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benac Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I thought this movie is not out until much much much much later in 2007?? March, 09. Looks awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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