Your Opinion Of The New LOTR Movie

[IgwanaRob]

All the Elves speak with posh English uppercrust accents. The Haradrim are Arabic looking hmmm Gandalf the White is the most powerful wizard -why white?(I know I'm pushing it)The orcs speak in a so-called lower class English accent and are twisted versions of Elves therefore lower class vs academic vibe but that is only when the Elves speak English or common tongue -the Haradrim are definately arabic looking. Can anyone think of other instances?

Don't mess with Tolkien's plot - its arrogant to do so. Perhaps the movie was never made in its entirety because of the necessity to capture the story adequately eh? Most directors can do what Jackson did...why not go that one step further and actually be true to the book?

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[IgwanaRob]

I wrote a full review back when I saw it - if anyone's interested : http://www.igwanarob.com/files/TTT.doc

Incredible movie, dark and extremely different that the first. Does an extremely good job of setting up the next movie (already set up to be a disappointment to me in one major area, being that the Scouring of the Shire won't be in it at all...), which I'm really looking foward to now more than I was. If it opens with Shelob, as well as this one opened with Gandalf vs the Balrog, damn it's going to be insane!

Edited December 28, 2002 by IgwanaRob

[AlienHrGig]

I think that The Lord of the Rings is the Star Wars of moder times.

You know,not trying to compare both movies but it is kind of the new epic Trilogy of today.

The new Trilogy of Star Wars is not that good as the old one,and wont be that epic so LOTR is here to make what no one else can make(i must say that i like the new star wars movies,but it will only be realy good wen the 3rd chapter cames out).

(hope i dont get shot in the head by a star wars fan) :ninja:

[Wickedkitten Veteran]

I wrote a full review back when I saw it - if anyone's interested : http://www.igwanarob.com/files/TTT.doc

Incredible movie, dark and extremely different that the first. Does an extremely good job of setting up the next movie (already set up to be a disappointment to me in one major area, being that the Scouring of the Shire won't be in it at all...), which I'm really looking foward to now more than I was. If it opens with Shelob, as well as this one opened with Gandalf vs the Balrog, damn it's going to be insane!

?owyn turned out to be a strong character, better than I hoped for (and much better looking that Arwen, who is supposed to be the best looking of all the Elves

I so want to drag Eowyn onto Springer or something cos that has got to be the most pathetic excuse for a woman ever. I mean come on, she sees Aragorn for what, 5 minutes and gets her knickers all sticky.

That and the cheesy toothpaste ad grin, they should have stuck with Alison Doody instead of Miranda Otto cos she ended up coming off as pathetic instead of someone that Faramir would end up falling for because of her strength of character.

[Leif]

i liked the first half, but than as soon as they took to many liberties i was ****ed, in the book frodo and sam never went to gonder, there was noo reason for them to put that in the movie or make that change, i understand that they may have changed that part of the movie, because they ended it early, for those who have not read the books, the first movie ended at the beginning of the second book, and than the second movie ended early, probably because it is the longest book, and too add more action and drama to the third movie, but still blah, it was a good movie not as well as the first because the first followed the book, and this one took many liberties

[IgwanaRob]

I so want to drag Eowyn onto Springer or something cos that has got to be the most pathetic excuse for a woman ever. I mean come on, she sees Aragorn for what, 5 minutes and gets her knickers all sticky.

That and the cheesy toothpaste ad grin, they should have stuck with Alison Doody instead of Miranda Otto cos she ended up coming off as pathetic instead of someone that Faramir would end up falling for because of her strength of character.

After what they did to Faramir in the movie, I wondering she would bother falling for him! :p

BTW - wasn't it funny, the broken-hearted look she has as Legolas returned Arwen's broche - aside from actually being the best piece of non-verbal acting in the film, it was hard not to think that she was like "Ohhhhh... that's the elf that gave it to him...." :laugh: ;)

[IgwanaRob]

i liked the first half, but than as soon as they took to many liberties i was ****ed, in the book frodo and sam never went to gonder, there was noo reason for them to put that in the movie or make that change, i understand that they may have changed that part of the movie, because they ended it early, for those who have not read the books, the first movie ended at the beginning of the second book, and than the second movie ended early, probably because it is the longest book, and too add more action and drama to the third movie, but still blah, it was a good movie not as well as the first because the first followed the book, and this one took many liberties

Jackson and company said that this installment strayed the most from the books. Hopefully they haven't destroyed RotK anymore than they have already let on.

[Smiggal]

Smiggal likes the precious. Only the precious.

"Flithly dirty rotten trolls, liars, posting about the precious!"

[LuLu BaBy]

i loved Two Towers. it had definetly like the best action sequences i have ever seen in a movie. it was so great i loved it. definetly worth the 3 hours. i'm goin back for #3. definetly.

oh...and....orlando bloom is hott.

[deimos]

the movie was great. i liked it a lot better than the first one. the two towers had way more action and fighting. it was amazing! :cool:

[altezza Veteran]

Just to add my comment to this great movie, did you guys find the scenes where those two hobbits sitting on the talking tree while having conversation quite boring?

[tengcm]

Nice movie !

Peter Jackson, u did a great job :ninja:

[BlasianPlaya]

loved it like the first but not as much....