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This contest has been a blast for me!!

I've enjoyed other submissions and creating my own.

Thanks to neowin.net for the opportunity to participate in this contest.

This is the "radio edit" version of the Dragon Song. I had to trim a lot to make it fit under 1 minute.

After the contest has been decided, I may release the "extended re-mix" version, complete with extended, explicit lyrics

and musical accompaniment. I have included the lyrics in the text document so you can sing along if you like.

I hope you have as much fun listening as I did writting and singing!

GOOD LUCK TO ALL CONTESTANTS!

Hello!

Here comes my contribution, a ballad. Enjoy the Swenglish.

This morning when I woke up, there was a dragon in my bathtub

I was surprised, it was tiny, small, not supersized.

The dragon was from a fairytale, from a market where it was for sale

He's now my friend, together lots of time we're gonna spend.

The dragon's gonna help me travel far, see the world as if I was a star

I feel like Superman, and I've got this great master plan.

I'm gonna help the week and poor, on my around-the-world 24/7 tour

And when we're done, we're gonna do yet another run.

Here be dragons my entry! It's a charming tale of how I'd be an abysmal dragon owner, after trying to bring dragon diets roaring and flaming into the 21st century.

WARNING: May contain traces of ukulele.

Jestar_Jokin___Arthur_Pen__the_Hungry_Dragon.mp3

Who won in Notebooks.com?? I thought it was Daniel.. they changed it to ChrisTheFeral lol.. and he was the one complaining that Daniel only has 4 votes and was not eligible for the price..

I legitimatly feel bad for Daniel, he may not have met the criteria to win, but he was announced the winner and I'm sure he was extremely excited. Nearly a full day later, the judge(s) take it away from him. Makes me wish there was another Dragon that they could have given him. I sincerly feel sorry for him.

I legitimatly feel bad for Daniel, he may not have met the criteria to win, but he was announced the winner and I'm sure he was extremely excited. Nearly a full day later, the judge(s) take it away from him. Makes me wish there was another Dragon that they could have given him. I sincerly feel sorry for him.

I didn't really joined the contest over Notebooks.com because 1) I sucked at tutorials, 2) I don't have dedicated friends to vote for me on the internet..

But people keep on complaining that it turned into a "Spam Post" contest.. lol..

Here is my advert for KFD (If I had a dragon).

?Stuck for that choice pop down to your local Kentucky Fried Dragon, and then try our new manly sized KFD bucket. Enough to feed a thousand soldiers, with its new freshly cut and fried chips and tubs of coleslaw to help each bite of succulent dragon meat. Guaranty to satisfy the most unruly of children. A better still, we are offering not 1, not 2, but 3 bottles of our strongest ale with every KFD bucket. So you never need to go hungry again. Its Talon Lickin? Good.

This project is not to be eaten without adult supervision; the product may contain ingredients of an unnatural origin; may contain nuts; bones; devoured knights; or unlucky adventurers... and cheese. In some case the product may cause death, but one is insured that this only happens occasionally. Once the product has been purchase there is a no return policy.'

Cheers Daz

Advertwer.mp3

Edited by Dazzer13

Hello all,

You may have to turn your speakers up, I hope everyone likes my entry, I had fun doing it.

Good luck to everybody!!

I noticed that you really cant hear it to well, my mic is'nt all that great, but here are the words:

If I had a real life dragon he would be my pet, his

name would be Kitty.

Kitty can fly, but not very well, he has bad eyesight,

he crashed into a telephone pole, which uprooted, he

got tangled in the wires which uprooted all the poles

in the neighborhood.

That was the day that aunt ethel was getting a secret

recipe from aunt Joline and only got half of it,

well aunt joline died the next day, so aunt ethel

never got that recipe.

One time we were passing a ball back and forth which

didnt last long, Kitty hit it with his tail and it

went through 25 houses,

needless to say it had hit one blind man and knocked

him down the stairs, he didnt even have a chance to

see what was coming.

Kitty really don't mean to hurt anyone, just don't

hand feed him, my friend billy bob went to feed kitty

out of his hand one day,

well billy bob now has no right arm.

I will never forget the day he accidently burned my grandma's wig, and

everyone found out she was bald.

Enough of the stories, there are to many to tell, if I

had a dragon, this is just a little taste of what he would

be like.

My_Dragon_Kitty.mp3

Edited by littlebull
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