[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[Dc'1]

Granted. But you continue to post here anyway causing carpul tunnel syndrome in your wrists, arthritis in your neck, and penile dysfunction due to nerve damage in your neck.

I wish my next wish granted wasn't a corrupted one.

Just had to make it awkward :(

Ehh, not granted, haha! :shiftyninja:

I wish I was a millionaire :wub:

[Lechio]

Granted. You are now an 85 year old millionaire.

I wish people couldn't lie.

[Syanide]

Granted. Now you don't like what they have to say about you.

I wish I had Acer Aspire One :(

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I have a girlfriend

[Lechio]

Granted. You are now Rosie O'Donnell's new boyfriend.

I wish we could find a cure for every disease in the world.

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Granted but 10 uncurable new ones appear for each one you found a cure for. And you shall be infected with all of them.

I wish I had a touchscreen laptop.

[*RedBull*]

Just had to make it awkward :(

Ehh, not granted, haha! :shiftyninja:

I wish I was a millionaire :wub:

FAIL. You should have said: "Granted, but it got corrupted anyway. :p

"I wish I had a touch screen"

Granted. But the screen reaches out to touch your private parts.

I wish Obama was president.

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Granted but he will be assassinated within ~15 minutes.

I wish I owned neowin.

[Lechio]

Granted. You will now have to adopt Neobond, Rappy and Radish™. They will all now be living at your place.

I wish I had chocolate cookies.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but they wer made with fecal(poop)

I wish batteries didnt run out on my laptop and stayed infinitely charges at 100% and had infinite bettery life

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

granted but you must use windows 98 and your hard drive has reverted to 100mb in size. (win98 doesnt support wifi :p)

I wish I had 10000 Microsoft points, I did not pay for them, obtain them illegally,mod my xbox and I can spend them.

[roadgeek9]

Granted, you now must spend 391 years in Federal prison (come on, do you think I would LEGALLY give them to you?).

I wish Google Chrome would use the Facebook chat box correctly.

[fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj]

Granted. Face book has been removed for copyright issues with a small pixel in the bottom left corner of the facebook homepage, which Microsoft claims ownership of.

I wish I was out of jail and still had my points.

[brilliant naoki]

Granted, but it is 391 years later.

I wish the next post consisted only of one word.

[*RedBull*]

Granted, but it is 391 years later.

I wish the next post consisted only of one word.

Grantedbutthewordfalls ...a...part and becomes a...(click here)

I wish Radish and Rappy would come out of my closet. :p

[Snowl]

They do and they kidnap you... :shiftyninja:

I wish I had every game for PC.

[Victor Rambo]

Granted but you can play only 1 of them. :p

I wish rappy was admin. :o

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted bu the board falls apart in a week with all the smappers with the xxx rated action posting..... and neowin is no more

I wish my pc could run mac

[Ci7]

Granted ,but the voltage regulation goes sky high and you pc meltdown :p .

i wish i am manga bleach character ;)

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but you die the next day

I wish i could play guitar like david gilmour

[Lechio]

Granted. But you now have Carpal tunnel syndrome.

I wish we had an 80's music comeback.

[*RedBull*]

Granted. But you now have Carpal tunnel syndrome.

I wish we had an 80's music comeback.

Granted. But it was in the 90's.

I wish I could wish for less than I did before.

[*RedBull*]

Granted. But it was in the 90's.

I wish I could wish for less than I did before.

And another Win for me!

Granted. But you get no more wishes!! :p

I wish I could win a lottery about now.

[roadgeek9]

Granted. Now you are under investigation of lottery fraud.

I wish New England wasn't divided into Southern and Northern New England.

[shakey]

Granted, polar icecaps melted and they are now both part of the ocean floor bed.

I wish for a turkey sandwhich, not too dry, with white bread, mayo, mustard, pickles, and tomatos.