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Granted, polar icecaps melted and they are now both part of the ocean floor bed.

I wish for a turkey sandwhich, not too dry, with white bread, mayo, mustard, pickles, and tomatos.

Granted. But all of the ingredients are spoiled beyond what is safe for human consumption.

I wish for an uncorrupted sandwhich like the one in the previous wish.

Granted. But that will be your last meal, enjoy...

I wish my stocks were worth the same as they did 1 year ago.

Granted. But you are turned into the frog on a log in a hole on the bottom of the sea. :p

I wish could take a vacation about now.

granted but you electrocute yourself with that paperclip

I wish i had a cheeseburger. not stale or spoiled, nor my last meal. with some of BK's cheesy tots

Granted. But your jaw is broken in 20 places and wired shut leaving you unable to eat the cheese burger. :o

I wish I had his cheeseburger that he can't eat now. Including the cheesy tots.

granted , but middle-east is empty after 1000x Nuclear-warhead exploded , peace all the time since everyone is dead (that a bad one , oh well :( )

i wish if i were born in the last century

Granted, and Die of small pox at the age of 1 month. or Granted, ur on your way to america... in a slave boat!

I wish for a skeleton key to open any door.

Granted, but you cannot watch the movies.

I wish that the next person to read this can't make a wish :p

Granted but you are over ruled by a higher authority.

I still wish for that cheese burger and cheesy tots to be out of the box.

granted bu the board falls apart in a week with all the smappers with the xxx rated action posting..... and neowin is no more

I wish my pc could run mac

er... I might get flamed. Read here if you Really, really want information.

Granted. They self-destruct in 2 minutes though... ;)

I wish I was a MVC :D

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Granted, but your wishes wernt really wishes? :no:

I wish that I had a peek in the "rumored" mod forum :shiftyninja:

Wish granted, but instead of viewing the Mod forum and regular Neowin, you're forced to view 4Chan for the rest of your life.

I wish for perpetual autumn.

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