[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[*RedBull*]

Granted, polar icecaps melted and they are now both part of the ocean floor bed.

I wish for a turkey sandwhich, not too dry, with white bread, mayo, mustard, pickles, and tomatos.

Granted. But all of the ingredients are spoiled beyond what is safe for human consumption.

I wish for an uncorrupted sandwhich like the one in the previous wish.

[Lechio]

Granted. But that will be your last meal, enjoy...

I wish my stocks were worth the same as they did 1 year ago.

[*RedBull*]

Granted. But that will be your last meal, enjoy...

I wish my stocks were worth the same as they did 1 year ago.

Granted. But you are turned into the frog on a log in a hole on the bottom of the sea. :p

I wish could take a vacation about now.

[shakey]

Granted, you get to visit the frog at the log at the bottom of the sea.

I wish to be like mcguyver! paperclip everything!

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but you electrocute yourself with that paperclip

I wish i had a cheeseburger. not stale or spoiled, nor my last meal. with some of BK's cheesy tots

[*RedBull*]

granted but you electrocute yourself with that paperclip

I wish i had a cheeseburger. not stale or spoiled, nor my last meal. with some of BK's cheesy tots

Granted. But your jaw is broken in 20 places and wired shut leaving you unable to eat the cheese burger. :o

I wish I had his cheeseburger that he can't eat now. Including the cheesy tots.

[Lechio]

Granted. But it's inside an unbreakable glass box. All you can do is watch how delicious it is, you can't even smell it.

I wish for everlasting peace in the middle-east.

[Ci7]

granted , but middle-east is empty after 1000x Nuclear-warhead exploded , peace all the time since everyone is dead (that a bad one , oh well :( )

i wish if i were born in the last century

[shakey]

granted , but middle-east is empty after 1000x Nuclear-warhead exploded , peace all the time since everyone is dead (that a bad one , oh well :( )

i wish if i were born in the last century

Granted, and Die of small pox at the age of 1 month. or Granted, ur on your way to america... in a slave boat!

I wish for a skeleton key to open any door.

[Lechio]

Granted. You now own a skeleton key that can open any door, and also own a locked high security safe for witch you don't know the combination. The skeleton key that can open any door is inside the high security safe.

I wish that popcorns were free at the movies.

[KyleGM]

Granted, but you cannot watch the movies.

I wish that the next person to read this can't make a wish :p

[*RedBull*]

Granted, but you cannot watch the movies.

I wish that the next person to read this can't make a wish :p

Granted but you are over ruled by a higher authority.

I still wish for that cheese burger and cheesy tots to be out of the box.

[shakey]

Granted, but now youre in the box.

I wish to eat those burgers and tots in front of his box prison :)

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but you drop the tots and bend over to pick them up then get anally raped in a prison...

I wish i had a limitless supply of cheesy tots

[Snowl]

granted bu the board falls apart in a week with all the smappers with the xxx rated action posting..... and neowin is no more

I wish my pc could run mac

er... I might get flamed. Read here if you Really, really want information.

Granted. They self-destruct in 2 minutes though... ;)

I wish I was a MVC :D

Edited January 16, 2009 by Loveheart

[Unto Darkness]

Granted. You become the Most Valueless Contributor [MVC], oh and everyone hates you :p

I wish I were dead and my body gets vaporised, every last part of it.

[Xahid]

Granted, you'll be a part of HELL !

I wish to get an Angel !

[Unto Darkness]

Granted, you'll be a part of HELL !

Sh*t :pinch: Didn't think of that....

I wish to get an Angel !

Granted, but it is just a toy. :p

I wish I could wish that I wished :|

[Snowl]

Granted, but your wishes wernt really wishes? :no:

I wish that I had a peek in the "rumored" mod forum :shiftyninja:

[Minifig]

Granted, but your wishes wernt really wishes? :no:

I wish that I had a peek in the "rumored" mod forum :shiftyninja:

Wish granted, but instead of viewing the Mod forum and regular Neowin, you're forced to view 4Chan for the rest of your life.

I wish for perpetual autumn.

[Victor Rambo]

Granted you will stuck in home forever. :shifty:

I wish i had so many kittens. :o

[Ci7]

Granted , but they eat you alive :p

i wish i can talk all world language

[shakey]

Granted, but you end up getting confused and just calling everyone an Ahole in every language.

I wish to be able to turn on my tv and change channels with thought alone.

[Ci7]

Granted , but have a headache and the TV went crazy from the thoughts and got broke .

i wish i am invisible . :ninja:

[Unto Darkness]

Granted. But your life becomes meaningless when no one can see you and you decide to end it.

I wish I was drowning in chocolate.