[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[roadgeek9]

Granted, now you can no longer get clean.

I wish it would no longer be sunny and cold and warm and cloudy.

[Lechio]

Granted. You now lost all feeling in your skin, warm and cold make no difference. You also can't see, so sunny and cloudy are the same. (this is bad thing to wish someone... *knocking on wood*).

I wish Shakira was my gf.

[Ci7]

Granted , but she dump you at well !

i wish i can meet some :alien: and have some conversion in technological stuffs :p

[perochan]

Granted, but they wil dissect you and eat you alive before you began your coversation.

I wish I can sleep at work and still get pay.

[*RedBull*]

Granted, but they wil dissect you and eat you alive before you began your coversation.

I wish I can sleep at work and still get pay.

Granted. You become a she-male prostitute working 24/7 named Sabrina, who never can find a condom.

I wish I could eat what I want and not get fat.

[shakey]

Granted. You become a she-male prostitute working 24/7 named Sabrina, who never can find a condom.

I wish I could eat what I want and not get fat.

granted, the second you eat something, you crap it out instantly, and its a function you have no control over. Have fun with that one :p

I wish grass was blue.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but it contaions thc and everyone gets high and nothing gets acomplished

I wish pot was legal

[Lechio]

Granted. Now everyone can smoke pot, even you parents... They will start calling you "duuuude" and hangout with you, while smoking funny stuff... :rofl:

I wish for a free trip around the world with everything payed for.

[Victor Rambo]

Granted but your plane will be crashed. :o

I wish I was the admin of this forum.

[Draconian Guppy]

Granted but your plane will be crashed. :o

I wish I was the admin of this forum.

Granted, but it becomes a gay porn and horsecumshots forum.

I wish I could fly.

Edit: yeah a bit harsh :p

[Victor Rambo]

Granted, but u will be considered homophobic.

I wish i had 5TB hdd.

Edit: yeah a bit harsh :p

[*RedBull*]

Granted, but it got rammed up your penis and now rests in your bladder.

I wish Obama would come out of the closet.

edit: Not harsh enough :D

[Victor Rambo]

Granted, but he will eat your penis for breakfast.

I wish i was Microsoft CEO.

edit: Not harsh enough :D

[*RedBull*]

Granted, But the company instantly is 500 trillion dollars in debt causing you to sell your self on the streets so you an get some source of protein intake. :p

I wish MS would buy out Apple leaving it as a division of MS allowing MAC OS to be installed on any PC.

edit: Obama would eat my penis even now was my point. ;)

[Victor Rambo]

Granted but you will be brutally raped everyday by your relatives for becoming a ######. :p

I wish this thread was clean.

[*RedBull*]

Granted. You can no longer post here.

I wish to be transported to the 25th century.

[Snowl]

Granted. The earth does not exist in the 25th century, so you die instantly from space.

I wish I had 16 bucks.

[Lechio]

Granted. But those 16 bucks belonged to an African family, the only money they had for buying food for the entire month. Children will have nothing to eat now. Hope you can live with yourself, enjoy your 16 bucks...

I wish for peace and prosperity to all.

[aussiefloyd_fan]

granted but every ounce of energy you have and money goes to supportin it

I wish my hp slimline wasnt DOA

[*RedBull*]

Granted. But it attracts a rogue worm hole which sucks you into the 25th century where the earth does not exist and I float lifeless in space.

I wish those starving childern in Africa had food to eat. (It can't be me cause I'm floating lifeless in space in the 25th century :()

[shakey]

Granted. But it attracts a rogue worm hole which sucks you into the 25th century where the earth does not exist and I float lifeless in space.

I wish those starving childern in Africa had food to eat. (It can't be me cause I'm floating lifeless in space in the 25th century :()

Granted, its a wish, youre back with the kids and they are feasting on you. Dont tell a genie what to do :p

I wish I was a genie.

[Victor Rambo]

Granted but you will stuck in lamp forever.

I wish we had to go toilet only for once in a month. :p

[shakey]

Granted, there is only 1 toilet in the world, and everyone waits in line, basically getting just 1 time a month to use the restroom, before you go back in line to wait for your 1 time agian.

I wish I was first in line.

[Draconian Guppy]

Granted, there is only 1 toilet in the world, and everyone waits in line, basically getting just 1 time a month to use the restroom, before you go back in line to wait for your 1 time agian.

I wish I was first in line.

granted, but you would sit on it for hours and hours of excruciating anal pain and turbo Diarrhea.

I wish I lived in Alaska

Edit: no more harshness :blush: ( and i'm not homophobic, jeez... it's just a joke)

[Lechio]

Granted. You will now be transported naked to the middle of Alaska. Enjoy the view.

I wish I had a cold beer.